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25/10/2026
🎃👻 HALLOWEEN, LIVE MUSIC & SUNDAY ROASTS… THE THIEVES HAS IT ALL! 🍂🍻
Things are getting spooky in Battersea! 🕸️ Get your friends together for Halloween drinks, great vibes and LIVE MUSIC FROM THE ALDERMEN 🎸🔥
🎶 SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Join us for The Aldermen playing live, bringing the party and keeping the good times rolling at The Thieves!
🍽️ SUNDAY ROAST LAUNCH — SUNDAY 1ST NOVEMBER! 🔥
Your new Sunday tradition starts here! Proper Sunday roasts, all the trimmings, great drinks and even better company. ❤️
⚠️ BOOKING IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
🔗 Book your table via the link in our bio.
📍 The Thieves, Battersea
🍻 More Than a Pub.
Tag your Halloween crew and your Sunday roast squad below! 👇
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24/10/2026
🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄
It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅
Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶
✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere
Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry
📞 Contact The Thieves today
🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.
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23/10/2026
🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄
It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅
Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶
✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere
Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry
📞 Contact The Thieves today
🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.
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20/10/2026
🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄
It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅
Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶
✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere
Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry
📞 Contact The Thieves today
🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.
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18/10/2026
🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄
It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅
Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶
✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere
Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry
📞 Contact The Thieves today
🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.
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17/10/2026
🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄
It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅
Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶
✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere
Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry
📞 Contact The Thieves today
🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.
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15/10/2026
Massive thank you to LOCAL for a fantastic date my mate
🍺 LoCal vibes. Full-on flavour. 🍻
Good b**r. Good times. No fuss. 😎
Come grab a LoCal at The Thieves. 🖤
14/10/2026
🎄 THE THIEVES — WHERE THE PARTY NEVER STOPS 🎄
Looking for somewhere to eat, drink, sing, laugh, dance and celebrate? We’ve got you covered. 🍻🔥
🎤 TUESDAY — Parmi deals + alternating Open Mic Comedy & Live Music
😂 WEDNESDAY — Professional Comedy every other week
🎸 THURSDAY — £6 Burgers + Live Band Karaoke — YOU get up and sing with the band!
🎶 FRIDAY — Live Music all night
🎧 SATURDAY — DJs & party vibes
🕹️ THE THIEVES GAMBIT — Our arcade upstairs, open all week!
🎅 AND YES… CHRISTMAS PARTIES ARE NOW BOOKING! 🎅
Whether it’s your work Christmas party, a big group of mates or a full-on festive night out, we’ve got the food, drinks, entertainment and atmosphere to make it one to remember. 🥂🎄
📩 Get in touch to book your Christmas party now — dates are already going!
THE THIEVES — MORE THAN A PUB. 🖤
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13/10/2026
🎄 CHRISTMAS PARTIES AT THE THIEVES 🎄
It’s never too early to start planning the Christmas party… and the best dates won’t hang around! 🥂🎅
Whether you’re planning the work Christmas party, a night out with the team, or a big festive celebration with friends, we’ve got the food, drinks, music and atmosphere sorted. 🍽️🍸🎶
✨ Festive sit-down menus
🍽️ Christmas buffet packages
🥂 Drinks & party packages
🎵 Live music & entertainment
🎉 Private & group bookings
🎄 A proper Christmas party atmosphere
Don’t leave it until December — get your date booked now!
📩 DM us with your Christmas party enquiry
📞 Contact The Thieves today
🎅 Christmas starts at The Thieves.
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Address
51 Lavender Gardens
London
SW11 1JW
To reach Lavender Gardens in London, here are your travel options:
**Public Transport:**
1. **Tube:**
- Take the London Underground to Clapham Junction Station (on the Overground or Southern Rail).
- From Clapham Junction, it's about a 15-minute walk to Lavender Gardens. Exit the station and head south on St John's Hill, then turn right onto Lavender Hill.
2. **Bus:**
- Several bus routes serve the area, including routes 77, 87, and 156. Check local schedules for stops near your location.
- Alight at a stop close to Lavender Hill and walk towards Lavender Gardens.
**Driving/Parking:**
- If you're driving, head towards Lavender Hill in Clapham.
- There is limited street parking available nearby; be sure to check for any parking restrictions or pay-and-display requirements.
- Alternatively, consider using nearby car parks if you prefer not to park on the street.
Make sure to plan your journey ahead of time for a smooth visit!
Opening Hours
| Monday |
4pm - 11pm |
| Tuesday |
4pm - 11pm |
| Wednesday |
12pm - 12am |
| Thursday |
12pm - 12am |
| Friday |
12pm - 2am |
| Saturday |
12pm - 2am |
| Sunday |
12pm - 10pm |
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What people say
Nestled in the vibrant heart of Battersea, The Four Thieves offers an exceptional blend of entertainment and culinary delights. This unique venue seamlessly combines the charm of a traditional pub with the excitement of a modern arcade, making it a perfect destination for friends and families alike.
The dining experience at The Four Thieves is nothing short of delightful, featuring an ever-evolving menu that showcases pop-up street food and mouthwatering pizzas. Whether you're indulging in a hearty Sunday roast or enjoying a casual meal with friends, each dish promises to tantalize your taste buds.
For those seeking entertainment, The Four Thieves does not disappoint. With live comedy shows, engaging quizzes, and lively bottomless brunches, there's always something happening to keep guests entertained. The first floor boasts an impressive arcade that features the thrilling Moonshine Raceway—a full-size remote-controlled car track—alongside Virtual Reality booths and classic games like Skee Ball.
With its inviting atmosphere and diverse offerings, The Four Thieves stands out as a must-visit destination in Lavender Gardens, London. Whether you're looking for great food or fun activities, this venue truly has it all!
