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10/09/2026
POV: you’ve just found your new favourite pub in Battersea. 👀🍻
Welcome to The Thieves — where there’s always something going on.
🎤 Live music every Friday
😂 Comedy nights that actually slap
🧠 Pub quiz nights
🎙️ Open Mic Sessions
🕹️ Our upstairs arcade
🍗 2 Chicken Parms for £20 every Tuesday
🍺 Proper pints, great food & good people
☀️ B**r garden + glorious air con when London decides to melt
Come for one. Stay for several.
The Thieves — More Than A Pub.
📍 Battersea
LondonNightlife
08/09/2026
💘 PITCH PLEASE IS BACK! 💘
Single? Taken? It’s complicated? 👀
Whatever your status, it’s time to get back in the game…
🔥 Pitch Please returns to The Thieves
📅 Thursday 24th September
📍 The Thieves, Battersea
Expect flirting, games, chaos and plenty of opportunities to meet your match. 😉
🎟️ Grab your spot — you never know who might walk through the door…
Are you ready to PITCH? 💘
Ticket link in Bio
07/09/2026
📞 THE THIEVES IS CALLING… 📞
We’ve got a few things to talk about this week 👀
🍗 TUESDAY — 2 for £20 Parmis + Open Mic Comedy from 🎤
😂 WEDNESDAY — Professional comedy from
🎶 FRIDAY — Live music from 8PM from
So… will you answer? ☎️
📍 The Thieves, Battersea
🍻 More than a pub.
06/09/2026
🍗 2 CHICKEN PARMIGIANAS. £20. 🍗
Yep. TWO for twenty quid EVERY TUESDAY 🤯
Golden, crispy chicken. Loads of sauce. Melted cheese. Proper pub comfort food.
And there’s only one correct drink to have alongside it…
🍺 STONE & WOOD PACIFIC ALE.
Cold. Crisp. Refreshing. An absolute MUST with the parmy. No arguments. 😏
Grab your mate. Grab two chicken parms. Grab a Pacific Ale.
📍 The Thieves, Battersea 💰 2 Chicken Parmigianas for £20
More than a pub.
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05/09/2026
POV: you’ve just found your new favourite pub in Battersea. 👀🍻
Welcome to The Thieves — where there’s always something going on.
🎤 Live music every Friday
😂 Comedy nights that actually slap
🧠 Pub quiz nights
🎙️ Open Mic Sessions
🕹️ Our upstairs arcade
🍗 2 Chicken Parms for £20 every Tuesday
🍺 Proper pints, great food & good people
☀️ B**r garden + glorious air con when London decides to melt
Come for one. Stay for several.
The Thieves — More Than A Pub
📍 Battersea
04/09/2026
LAST WEEKEND AT THE THIEVES 📸🔥
Birthdays, hen parties, big nights and even bigger celebrations… you lot certainly know how to do it! 🥂🎉
A few highlights from another brilliant weekend at The Thieves — good people, great drinks and plenty of reasons to celebrate.
Planning your next night out? Bring the party to The Thieves. 🍾
Booking link in bio
03/09/2026
Something new has landed at The Thieves…
Say hello to LoCal
A proper b**r, with a lighter 3% ABV
LoCal. Now pouring at The Thieves.
Have you ever been to The Thieves? 👀
If not... why not? 😏
Here's what you're missing:
🎶 Live music every Friday
🎤 Comedy nights every other Wednesday
🎯 FREE pool & darts every Monday & Tuesday (book ahead)
🎲 Retro arcade upstairs
❄️ Powerful air conditioning for those hot summer days
🐓 Tuesdays 2 chicken Parmis for £20
🍻 Amazing b**rs, cocktails & drinks deals
⚽ Every major live sporting event on the big screens
🌿 Huge b**r garden
🎉 Private hire & group bookings
📍 Right here in Battersea
More than a pub
Tag the friend who's still never been... and we'll see you at The Thieves. 🍻
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02/09/2026
“Something new has landed at The Thieves…
Say hello to LoCal.
A proper b**r, with a lighter 3% ABV.
All the taste, all the good times — just a little less alcohol.
Perfect for keeping the night going without going too hard.
LoCal. Now pouring at The Thieves.
Come and try one.
01/09/2026
POV: you’ve just found your new favourite pub in Battersea. 👀🍻
Welcome to The Thieves — where there’s always something going on.
🎤 Live music every Friday
😂 Comedy nights that actually slap
🧠 Pub quiz nights
🎙️ Open Mic Sessions Every Tuesday
🕹️ Our upstairs arcade
🍗 2 Chicken Parms for £20 every Tuesday
🍺 Proper pints, great food & good people
☀️ B**r garden + glorious air con when London decides to melt
Come for one. Stay for several.
The Thieves — More Than A Pub.
📍 Battersea
LondonNightlife
30/08/2026
POV: you’ve just found your new favourite pub in Battersea. 👀🍻
Welcome to The Thieves — where there’s always something going on.
🎤 Live music every Friday
😂 Comedy nights that actually slap
🧠 Pub quiz nights
🎙️ Open Mic Sessions
🕹️ Our upstairs arcade
🍗 2 Chicken Parms for £20 every Tuesday
🍺 Proper pints, great food & good people
☀️ B**r garden + glorious air con when London decides to melt
Come for one. Stay for several.
The Thieves — More Than A Pub.
📍 Battersea
BatterseaLiveMusic
27/08/2026
🍗 2 CHICKEN PARMIGIANAS. £20. 🍗
Yep. TWO for twenty quid. 🤯
EVERY TUESDAY
Golden, crispy chicken. Loads of sauce. Melted cheese. Proper pub comfort food.
And there’s only one correct drink to have alongside it…
🍺 STONE & WOOD PACIFIC ALE.
Cold. Crisp. Refreshing. An absolute MUST with the parmy. No arguments. 😏
Grab your mate. Grab two chicken parms. Grab a Pacific Ale.
📍 The Thieves, Battersea 💰 2 Chicken Parmigianas for £20
More than a pub.
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26/08/2026
GINGER B**R JUST LANDED 🫚🍺
We’re now serving Dusty’s Ginger B**r at The Thieves.
Best served ice cold, loaded with ice and finished with a fresh squeeze of lime 🍋🟩
Feeling adventurous? 👀
Add a shot of spiced rum and take it to another level. 🥃🔥
Spicy. Refreshing. Bloody good.
Come and get your Dusty’s fix.
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23/08/2026
If this Reel has found you...
Take it as your sign to try somewhere new.
A pub with live music. A pub with comedy. A pub with a retro arcade. A pub where you can play pool and darts for free. A pub with a huge b**r garden. A pub showing all the biggest sport. A pub with proper pizzas, cold pints and great vibes.
We're not trying to be like every other pub.
We're The Thieves.
Come and see what everyone's talking about.
📍 Battersea
Tag the person you're bringing with you. 🍻
20/08/2026
POV: you’ve just found your new favourite pub in Battersea. 👀🍻
Welcome to The Thieves — where there’s always something going on.
🎤 Live music every Friday
😂 Comedy nights that actually slap
🧠 Pub quiz nights
🎙️ Open Mic Sessions
🕹️ Our upstairs arcade
🍗 2 Chicken Parms for £20 every Tuesday
🍺 Proper pints, great food & good people
☀️ B**r garden + glorious air con when London decides to melt
Come for one. Stay for several.
The Thieves — More Than A Pub
📍 Battersea
LondonNightlife
Address
51 Lavender Gardens
London
SW11 1JW
To reach Lavender Gardens in London, here are your travel options:
**Public Transport:**
1. **Tube:**
- Take the London Underground to Clapham Junction Station (on the Overground or Southern Rail).
- From Clapham Junction, it's about a 15-minute walk to Lavender Gardens. Exit the station and head south on St John's Hill, then turn right onto Lavender Hill.
2. **Bus:**
- Several bus routes serve the area, including routes 77, 87, and 156. Check local schedules for stops near your location.
- Alight at a stop close to Lavender Hill and walk towards Lavender Gardens.
**Driving/Parking:**
- If you're driving, head towards Lavender Hill in Clapham.
- There is limited street parking available nearby; be sure to check for any parking restrictions or pay-and-display requirements.
- Alternatively, consider using nearby car parks if you prefer not to park on the street.
Make sure to plan your journey ahead of time for a smooth visit!
Opening Hours
| Monday |
4pm - 11pm |
| Tuesday |
4pm - 11pm |
| Wednesday |
12pm - 12am |
| Thursday |
12pm - 12am |
| Friday |
12pm - 2am |
| Saturday |
12pm - 2am |
| Sunday |
12pm - 10pm |
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What people say
Nestled in the vibrant heart of Battersea, The Four Thieves offers an exceptional blend of entertainment and culinary delights. This unique venue seamlessly combines the charm of a traditional pub with the excitement of a modern arcade, making it a perfect destination for friends and families alike.
The dining experience at The Four Thieves is nothing short of delightful, featuring an ever-evolving menu that showcases pop-up street food and mouthwatering pizzas. Whether you're indulging in a hearty Sunday roast or enjoying a casual meal with friends, each dish promises to tantalize your taste buds.
For those seeking entertainment, The Four Thieves does not disappoint. With live comedy shows, engaging quizzes, and lively bottomless brunches, there's always something happening to keep guests entertained. The first floor boasts an impressive arcade that features the thrilling Moonshine Raceway—a full-size remote-controlled car track—alongside Virtual Reality booths and classic games like Skee Ball.
With its inviting atmosphere and diverse offerings, The Four Thieves stands out as a must-visit destination in Lavender Gardens, London. Whether you're looking for great food or fun activities, this venue truly has it all!
