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02/06/2026
Every Tuesday at the Thieves!!
20/04/2026
Can’t get enough 🤩 Here’s to another week at The Thieves 🍻
🎯 Monday: Hospo Disco 🪩 30% off drinks for hospitality workers, free darts and karaoke 🎤 Not a hospitality worker? You don’t have to miss out: enjoy £6.50 daiquiris every Monday 😍
🎯 Tuesday: 2-4-1 on and pints 🍺
🎯 Wednesday: Big Fat Quiz 🤓 only £2 entry 💰 £50 bar tab up for grabs 🤩
🎯 Thursday: 2-4-1 on delicious cocktails 😋
🎯 Friday: Skivers club 🥳 followed by FEMININOMENON 💖
🎯 Saturday: For the Love of Pop 💎
🎯 Sunday: Live music by 🤝 roasts by
Let’s go 🙌
13/04/2026
You’ve been working hard all week…let us look after you every Monday 🥰🎯🍻
Simply bring your payslip as a form of ID and enjoy hours of free darts and karaoke 🎤 and 30% off our drinks menu🍸
We also have £6.50 daiquiris for all 😍 Mondays just got a whole lot better 🥳
13/04/2026
You’ve been working hard all week…let us look after you every Monday 🥰🎯🍻
Simply bring your payslip as a form of ID and enjoy hours of free darts and karaoke 🎤 and 30% off all drinks 🍸
We also have £6.50 daiquiris for all 😍 Mondays just got a whole lot better 🥳
12/04/2026
Our retro arcade is open daily til late 🤩 immerse yourself into hours of play with iconic games, karaoke, interactive darts and more in the heart of Battersea 🕹️👾
🎯 Monday - Thursday: 6pm - 11.30pm
🎯 Friday & Saturday: 12pm - 01.30am
🎯 Sunday: 12pm - 8pm
10/04/2026
💎 It’s a FEMININOMENON 🎶
🩷Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
💃An all-female, LGBTQ+ pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and q***r artists redefining pop 💖
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAYE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
Things to do in Battersea / Friday nights Battersea / Battersea pub / Pop parties Battersea
07/04/2026
What a line-up this week 🍻 All that’s missing is you 😎
Join us at our iconic Battersea playhouse 🥳
🎯 WEDNESDAY: Live comedy by with
🎯 THURSDAY: 2-4-1 on all cocktails 👀
🎯 FRIDAY: £3 pints from 3pm and FEMININOMENON from 8pm 🤩 Skivers get some of the cheapest pints in London 🍻 included in the deal 🤤
🎯 SATURDAY: For The Love of Pop 💖 non-stop all killer no filler pop hits 💿
🎯 SUNDAY: beat the Sunday scaries with roasts and let the dreamy vocals of serenade you into the evening 🎹🎤
👾🕹️ upstairs arcade is open every day 🤩
30/03/2026
For those times when you’re not sure what to order…Some might say these taste like summer in a glass 😉
Celebrate longer days in the heart of Battersea with 2-4-1 cocktails Monday to Thursday 🎯
05/03/2026
🍀This St Patrick’s Day, For The Love Of Pop goes green, white and gold! 🍀
🇦🇺 “Ceilidh Minogue” is our Aussie vs Irish takeover, a full night of singalongs, indie favourites and undeniable pop moments from two nations that know their way around a hook. 🇮🇪
🎧 From pub classics to festival anthems to pure chart royalty, it’s a friendly rivalry played out properly: loud and on the dancefloor. 💃
PLUS : £3 BABY GUINNESS ALL NIGHT!
Also showing the Six Nations all day with Traditional music between the breaks!
Expect to hear:
AC/DC / Amyl and the Sniffers / Bee Gees / B*Witched / Boyzone / Confidence Man / The Corrs / The Cranberries / Crowded House / Damien Rice / Empire of the Sun / Fontaines D.C. / Gotye / House of Pain / Hozier / INXS / Jet / Kylie Minogue / Men at Work / Midnight Oil / Natalie Imbruglia / The Pogues / Savage Garden / The / Sinéad O’Connor / Tame Impala / Thin Lizzy / The Undertones / The Veronicas / Westlife / Wolfmother
02/03/2026
Looks like another incredible week at The Thieves 🤩
Mondays: Weekly Hospo Disco 🎯
Tuesdays: 2-4-1 pints 🍻
Wednesdays: BIG FAT QUIZ 🤓 £50 bar tab to be won 💰
Thursdays: 2-4-1 cocktails 🍹
Fridays: Skivers Club discounted pints 3-5pm 🍻 followed by FEMININOMENON at 8pm 🪩
Saturdays: For The Love Of Pop 🍭
Sundays: Roasts by and live music from from 3pm 🎶🎤
26/02/2026
💥 FOR THE LOVE OF POP 🩷
⚡️Every Saturday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
💃Need that gold streamer, pink bathroom, dancing-on-stage realness on a Saturday night? The Thieves have you covered.
🎉A weekly pop party with a twist: all killer no filler pop hits with a no cringe guarantee.
💿 Expect to hear:
Britney Spears / Charli XCX / Beyoncé / PinkPantheress / Tate McRae / Chappell Roan / Lorde / Dua Lipa / Lady Gaga / Doja Cat / Doechii / Megan Thee Stallion / ROSALÍA / Billie Eilish / Amaarae / Tinashe / Kelis / Tems / Nick Minaj / Kylie Minogue / Addison Rae / Lola Young / Gracie Abrams / CMAT / Selena Gomez / Ariana Grande / Rihanna / Taylor Swift / Christina Aguilera / Justin Timberlake / SZA / Timbaland / The Weeknd / FLO / ROSÉ / Bruno Mars / K anye West / Cardi B / Miley Cyrus / P!nk / Sugababes / JADE / Jungkook / Destiny’s Child / Harry Styles / Troye Sivan / Robyn / The 1975 / RAYE / JENNIE / Lily Allen / Madonna / Nelly Furtado / Gwen Stefani / Jamelia / Atomic Kitten / Black Eyed Peas / Azealia Banks + more
26/02/2026
Missing live comedy already? 👀
Only two weeks to go until the next one 🤩 snap up your ticket now 🎟️
24/02/2026
💎 IT’S A FEMININOMENON! 🎶
💁🏼♀️ Launching Friday 27th!
🩷Every Friday | 8pm-2am | Free Entry
💃An all-female, LGBTQ+ pop party celebrating the ultimate icons of this era lands at The Thieves every Friday night and year, it’s completely free!
Expect wall-to-wall bangers from the women and q***r artists redefining pop
You’ll hear the likes of:
Addison Rae / Ashnikko / Björk / Britney Spears / Caroline Polachek / Chappell Roan / Charli XCX / CMAT / COBRAH / Confidence Man / Doechii / Doja Cat / Fiona Apple / FKA Twigs / Grimes / Kim Petras / Kylie Minogue / Lady Gaga / Lana Del Rey / Lola Young / Lorde / Madonna / Magdalena Bay / Megan Thee Stallion / Olivia Rodrigo / PinkPantheress / RAE / Rebecca Black / Rina Sawayama / Robyn / ROSALIA / Sabrina Carpenter / Shygirl / Sky Ferreira / Slayyyter / SOPHIE / Sophie Ellis-Bextor / Tyla / Zara Larsson
24/02/2026
Who’s joining us for 2-fer Tuesday? 😍
2-4-1 on Brixton Pints, Laine Pints, Cocktails, House Wine and even Chicken Parmigiana from 🤤
22/02/2026
🍗 SUNDAY ROASTS ARE BACK! 🥩
🥦 Roasts are officially live at The Thieves with serving up an incredible offering each week alongside their award winning burgers!
🎹 Join us today for Six Nations Rugby, great food and on the keys singing all your favourite divas from 3pm!
Walk ins welcome or call us to book. 🏉
17/02/2026
The inimitable Paul Sinha will be taking the stage at The Thieves alongside Naomi Cooper and Will Owen 🤩
Hosted by Ben Van Der Velde 🥳
Tickets now on sale via the link in bio 🎟️
17/02/2026
🧠BIG FAT QUIZ TOMORROW!🫦
🍻 Join us tomorrow as we launch our weekly with quiz master extraordinaire Jamie!
📝 There’ll be brain busters, impressive general knowledge & creative challenges to battle it out for a £50 bar tab then a weekly raffle to Play Your Cards Right for the cash jackpot!
💸 Book a table now to enter or drop in before 8pm!
16/02/2026
What’s happening at The Thieves? 🤔
There is always something going on 😍 whether it’s our arcade, tasty offers, live music or energetic DJs spinning the best tracks 🪩
Join us this week for at our Battersea playhouse and pub 🎯
Address
51 Lavender Gardens
London
SW11 1JW
To reach Lavender Gardens in London, here are your travel options:
**Public Transport:**
1. **Tube:**
- Take the London Underground to Clapham Junction Station (on the Overground or Southern Rail).
- From Clapham Junction, it's about a 15-minute walk to Lavender Gardens. Exit the station and head south on St John's Hill, then turn right onto Lavender Hill.
2. **Bus:**
- Several bus routes serve the area, including routes 77, 87, and 156. Check local schedules for stops near your location.
- Alight at a stop close to Lavender Hill and walk towards Lavender Gardens.
**Driving/Parking:**
- If you're driving, head towards Lavender Hill in Clapham.
- There is limited street parking available nearby; be sure to check for any parking restrictions or pay-and-display requirements.
- Alternatively, consider using nearby car parks if you prefer not to park on the street.
Make sure to plan your journey ahead of time for a smooth visit!
Opening Hours
| Monday |
4pm - 11pm |
| Tuesday |
4pm - 11pm |
| Wednesday |
12pm - 12am |
| Thursday |
12pm - 12am |
| Friday |
12pm - 2am |
| Saturday |
12pm - 2am |
| Sunday |
12pm - 10pm |
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What people say
Nestled in the vibrant heart of Battersea, The Four Thieves offers an exceptional blend of entertainment and culinary delights. This unique venue seamlessly combines the charm of a traditional pub with the excitement of a modern arcade, making it a perfect destination for friends and families alike.
The dining experience at The Four Thieves is nothing short of delightful, featuring an ever-evolving menu that showcases pop-up street food and mouthwatering pizzas. Whether you're indulging in a hearty Sunday roast or enjoying a casual meal with friends, each dish promises to tantalize your taste buds.
For those seeking entertainment, The Four Thieves does not disappoint. With live comedy shows, engaging quizzes, and lively bottomless brunches, there's always something happening to keep guests entertained. The first floor boasts an impressive arcade that features the thrilling Moonshine Raceway—a full-size remote-controlled car track—alongside Virtual Reality booths and classic games like Skee Ball.
With its inviting atmosphere and diverse offerings, The Four Thieves stands out as a must-visit destination in Lavender Gardens, London. Whether you're looking for great food or fun activities, this venue truly has it all!
