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10/09/2026
Now the dust has settled and the hangover is finally abating… we’d like to say a massive THANK YOU to everyone who came and helped us celebrate our first year at The Stuffed Walrus! 🥂🦭🎉
To our incredible team—thank you for making the Walrus such a warm, welcoming and wonderfully characterful place.
To our customers—thank you for supporting us on this wild journey and bringing so much life and soul to the pub. It really does feel like having one big extended family downstairs.
To all our wonderful contributors, who fill the Walrus with music, movement, laughter, creativity and community: , , Daisy First Aid and —thank you for being such an important part of what we do.
A special thank you to Alex McRitchie for brilliantly taking charge of the MC and open mic duties, to Angela Webb for the fabulous birthday cake, to Jemma Harris for the brilliant balloons and to Nick Kharbanda for very generously providing our welcome drinks. You all helped make the night properly special.
Thank you also to our brilliant raffle-prize donors: Tom Hixson of Smithfield , Peckham Heat , Asterley Bros, London , Bare Life Drawing™ | Creative Wellbeing Among Dogs Fitbirds are your female fitness community Tappy Toes Forest Hill and moreno wines Your generosity has helped us raise an amazing amount for Macmillan Cancer Support.
We’re getting very close to our fundraising target, so we’ll be keeping the QR code live for anyone who would still like to donate. Every little bit really does help.
Thank you for an unforgettable first year.
Here’s to Year Two—and whatever glorious chaos it brings! 🥂
07/09/2026
🎉 DON’T FORGET—IT’S OUR BIG FIRST BIRTHDAY BASH THIS WEDNESDAY! 🎉
We’re kicking things off with a Little Walrus Disco at 6pm, before handing the pub over to the grown-ups from 7.30pm.
Expect:
🎤 Open mic
🎶 Music
🥂 Welcome drinks
🍢 Canapés
🏆 A suitably silly awards ceremony
🎟️ And—TOOT TOOT—an amazing charity raffle!
Raffle tickets are on sale now, giving you the chance to bag one of our brilliant prizes. Every penny raised will go to Macmillan Cancer Support, so please dig deep!
See you on Wednesday for a right old Walrus knees-up! 🦭🥳
Thank you to Tom Hixson of Smithfield moreno wines Asterley Bros, London Tappy Toes Forest Hill Bare Life Drawing™ | Creative Wellbeing Among Dogs Fitbirds are your female fitness community
07/09/2026
An emotional day at The Stuffed Walrus as the tiniest member of our team started preschool! 🥹
To all the other parents who sobbed after dropping off their little ones for the first time today: we see you.
We’re here with tissues, distractions and emotional support in liquid form—or ice cream, because apparently that helps too.
Come and hang out with us until pick-up time. You’ve got this. 💚
07/09/2026
TINY TRIVIA IS BACK!
Our lunchtime quiz for new parents returns on Wednesday 16th September, 12.30pm–2.30pm.
Give your baby brain a workout and enjoy some lunch with other local parents. Expect fun questions, silly moments and absolutely no judgement if you’ve forgotten everything since giving birth!
Non-walking babies are very welcome. Spaces are limited, so book your table now.
📍 The Stuffed Walrus, Forest Hill
📅 Wednesday 16th September
⏰ 12.30pm–2.30pm
05/09/2026
Mamas a new term of Sling Tots our baby wearing dance class starts this Monday 7th Sept. Get back into fun gentle movement with your little one snuggled in their sling. Link to book in bio
01/09/2026
September is looking rather full at The Stuffed Walrus! 🦭
This month we’re turning ONE, welcoming back some of your favourite classes and events, holding our first table-top sale and putting your general knowledge to the test—both with and without babies in tow.
And a little save the date for Halloween: our Open Mic returns on Saturday 31 October for a Spooky Sing Song. The first person to sing Time Warp buys everyone a round! 🎃🎤
Swipe through to see what’s coming up, save the dates and send this to someone who needs a little more Walrus in their life.
Booking is recommended for selected events. Visit our website or message us for details.
📍 The Stuffed Walrus, Forest Hill
Your local, stuffed with character.
Photo credit Slide 4 Pauliina | London Newborn, Family & Branding Photographer
01/09/2026
SPOOKY SING SONG
After a break for the summer, our Open Mic is back with a bang on All Hallows’ Eve for an epic song fright fest!
Think ghosts of divas past, monster hits, haunting harmonies and plenty of costumed chaos. Whether you’re brave enough to take the mic or would rather raise the spirits from the audience, everyone is welcome.
🗓 Saturday 31st October
⏰ 7.30pm
📍 The Stuffed Walrus
Costumes strongly encouraged. Talent optional. Fun guaranteed.
But beware…
The first person to sing Time Warp buys everyone a round. 🍻
31/08/2026
“A Bank Holiday without a pub is just Monday with better PR.”
You heard it here first.
After months of gruelling research, questionable methodology and an alarming number of trips to the bar, we at the Walrus Institute of Completely Unnecessary Bank Holiday Research have concluded that...
📊 A Bank Holiday feels 43% longer when spent at the pub.
Our highly respected findings also suggest:
🍻 A pub pint tastes 27% better on a Bank Holiday
☀️ B**r gardens become 64% more enjoyable when the sun is involved
🍟 Chips are scientifically proven to disappear 3.7 times faster when shared
🕰️ “Just one more” has never once meant just one more
👨👩👧👦 Bank Holiday family outings are 82% more successful when there’s a children's menu
🧠 And absolutely no one has ever regretted saying, “Well, it is a Bank Holiday…”
The research is conclusive.
The pub is not optional. It is science.
Happy Bank Holiday from The Stuffed Walrus 🦭🍻
The Walrus Institute is entirely fictional. The findings, however, feel pretty accurate.
24/08/2026
'Let's get ready to rummage'
RUMMAGE AT THE WALRUS
Pre-loved finds, hidden treasures & Saturday morning coffee.
It’s here! Our first ever table top sale. 🎉
Time to clear out the old, find something new and have a good old rummage.
🗓️ Saturday 19th September | 10am–12pm
🛍️ Tables available for just £2
♻️ Sell your pre-loved clothes, toys, baby bits, books, homeware and more
☕ Pop in for a browse, grab a coffee and hunt for a bargain
👋 No need to book if you're just coming to shop!
Selling? Email [email protected] to book your £2 table.
Clear out your cupboards. Find something new-to-you. Drink good coffee. Everybody wins.
24/08/2026
CORRECTION. For some reason in my strange baby brain Tues and Weds merge. So here is a fully corrected post with correct day and date.
Calling all fellow baby brainers and quiz-loving grown-ups! 👶🍻
Join us at The Stuffed Walrus on Wednesday 2nd September, 12.30–2.30pm for a relaxed afternoon of Tiny Trivia — a baby-friendly pub quiz where you can bring your little one along for the fun.
🧠 Fun quiz questions
🎶 Silly singalongs & plenty of laughs
👶 Non-walking babies VERY welcome
🍴 Delicious pub lunch
💚 Meet other local mums & dads
🍹 And perhaps a well-earned drink while you're at it!
Places are strictly limited and already over 50% full so don't leave it until the last minute!
📅 Wednesday 2nd September
⏰ 12.30pm–2.30pm
📍 The Stuffed Walrus, Forest Hill
Come for the quiz. Stay for lunch. Make some new parent friends. 🥰
Book your place now — we can't promise there'll be room for you if you leave it too late! 🦭✨
16/08/2026
Meet the Team… 🦭
We saved this one for Sunday because today we’re also wishing a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the youngest member of the Walrus team — Ostin! 🎂🎉
Ostin joined us right on our opening night, having only just turned 18. Fast forward to today and he’s grown into a fantastic bartender, an absolute legend behind the bar and a much-loved member of the Walrus family.
When he isn’t downing protein, counting his macros or talking about his next gym session, you’ll often find him chasing down our resident toddler troublemaker. 😂
Happy Birthday, Ostin! We hope you have a brilliant day — 🍻
Cheers to you, Ostin! 🥳🦭
12/08/2026
Ready for the total eclipse of the pint? 🍺🌑
We're open, the pints are cold and the Walrus is ready for another Wednesday night of questionable decisions.
Come and join us this evening. 🦭
The Stuffed Walrus — your new local, stuffed with character.
12/08/2026
We're turning ONE, and we're throwing ourselves a party 🥳
365 days of pints, roasts, quiz nights and you lot making The Stuffed Walrus feel like an actual local. Wild.
So come and have a knees up with us — Wednesday 9th September, from 7pm.
🥂 A toast at 7pm (glasses ready)
🎂 Birthday cake, help yourself, no judgement
🏆 The Walrus Awards — silly categories, real legends
🎶 Your songs, our party... there will be singalongs
🎟️ A raffle stacked with prizes from brilliant local businesses
One year down. Come celebrate it with us — the door's open, the cake's out, and there's a lot of Walrus' love to go around.
See you at the bar 🦭
10/08/2026
Calling all new parents, baby brainers and quiz-loving grown-ups! 👶🍻
Join us at The Stuffed Walrus on Wednesday 2nd September, 12.30–2.30pm for a relaxed afternoon of Tiny Trivia — a baby-friendly pub quiz where you can bring your little one along for the fun.
🧠 Fun quiz questions
🎶 Silly singalongs & plenty of laughs
👶 Non-walking babies VERY welcome
🍴 Delicious pub lunch
💚 Meet other local mums & dads
🍹 And perhaps a well-earned drink while you're at it!
Places are strictly limited and these fill up FAST, so don't leave it until the last minute!
📅 Wednesday 2nd September
⏰ 12.30pm–2.30pm
📍 The Stuffed Walrus, Forest Hill
Come for the quiz. Stay for lunch. Make some new parent friends. 🥰
Book your place now — we can't promise there'll be room for you if you leave it too late! 🦭✨
06/08/2026
We're delighted to be welcoming even more wonderful local contributors to our next New & Expectant Parents Coffee Morning on Tuesday 11th August! ☕👶
This time, we're thrilled that Popolo Ceramics will be joining us.
We absolutely love their beautiful keepsake pottery. Having your little one's tiny hand or footprint captured on a mug, plate or ornament is such a special way to preserve those precious early memories.
Do pop over and say hello to the team on the day – they'll be happy to chat about their gorgeous range and how they create these treasured keepsakes.
📅 Tuesday 11th August
🕙 10am–12pm
📍 The Stuffed Walrus, Forest Hill
Free to attend – booking is essential.
On the day, we'll also be joined by:
✨ Basking Babies – with a baby massage demonstration.
✨ Tappy Toes & Sling Tots – sharing how music, movement and dance can support your little one's development.
Daisy First Aid– Friendly first aid advice and practical tips to help you feel more confident when caring for your little one.
06/08/2026
👑 MEET THE TEAM THURSDAY 👑
Alex
One of the many Alex's that keep The Stuffed Walrus running...
When he's not polishing glasses in his casual wear tiara (because why wouldn't you?), Alex can usually be found behind the bar with a smile on his face.
A loyal Millwall supporter (someone has to be!), he somehow stays remarkably cheerful despite the occasional... setback.
If you pop in on a Thursday, don't be surprised to see him joining in with a few Tappy Toes dance moves too.
He'll happily pour you a pint, have a chat, and probably try to convince you that this is Millwall's year.
05/08/2026
👑 We have crowned our Tiny Trivia champions! 👑
Today’s winners conquered the chaos, smashed the baby questions and claimed victory over all things parenting-related… whilst enjoying a well-earned drink in the pub. 🍻
Because sometimes parenting knowledge deserves a trophy (and maybe a coffee… or something stronger). 😂
Well done, champions! 🏆
Next quiz is 2nd Sept. You know you want that crown!
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What people say
Stuffed Walrus Pub in Perry Rise is a welcoming, character-filled pub that feels like a true “new local.” With a great mix of cold beer, cocktails, and a lively atmosphere, it’s the kind of place that suits everything from relaxed drinks to a fun afternoon out.
The pub’s garden vibe stands out too. On sunny days, you can enjoy cooling misters while soaking up the laid-back feel and good music—an easy way to get those holiday-style beach bar vibes without leaving London behind.
It’s also firmly family-friendly and dog-friendly, making it an excellent option when you want to bring everyone along. The pub has hosted baby-inclusive events like Tiny Trivia, with a warm welcome for parents and non-walking babies alike—plus plenty of food and drinks to keep things enjoyable throughout.
Overall, Stuffed Walrus Pub delivers on atmosphere: friendly service, refreshing drinks, and a fun setting that makes it easy to settle in and stay awhile.