The Hill Station Cafe

02/06/2026

JUNE EVENTS!! 🌞

Kitto Road Street party on the 20th with , , , us &
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Live music, Craft nights, Djs, Quizzes and more! 💥

02/06/2026

ATTENTION! ⚠️ we’ll be closed NEXT Monday (8th June) for a much needed staff day out to the BEACH! 🏖️ Whilst we’re sipping cocktails by palm trees (or more likely cuppas on cobblestones) we’ll be thinking of you!!

What’s on this week?

TONIGHT: Live experimental Music 🎶
Mercury over maps returns from local improv maestro .lofi. Featuring a line up of incredible arts existing at the fringes of London’s music scene.
⏰:7:30pm
🎟️: OTD £10/£5 (students)

WEDNESDAY: Live Music 🎶
A Night Of Firsts is the second instalment of ’s night that debuted very successfully last summer! Various Local songwriters and troubadours will be showcasing very new material in our intimate setting. Get down to see some of the top draw of the South London songsmith scene.

THURSDAY: Quiz and Happy Hour! 🍻 🧠
⏰ Quiz starts 8pm ⏰ Hour Hour 7-close.
💸 £1 entry for Quiz 🍷 £9 for 2 beers 🍻 bottle of wine for £18 🍺

FRIDAY: Spinny Hill Presents 🪩
DJ Yum! Yum! Drum! Is back with their eclectic voyage into the realms of rhythm. 🥁
⏰ 8pm start

SATURDAY: Live Jazz 🪘
KEME continue their residency of spoken-word, experimental, hand-percussion driven improvised jazz!
⏰ 7:30pm// FREE

SUNDAY: Jazz Jam! 🎹 🎷
The Jarvis Jazz Quartet are in the house once again for our monthly jazz jam. All abilities welcome, backline provided! Reel book requests on cue!
⏰: 6:30pm// FREE

THATS ALL FOR THIS WEEK! It’s a music heavy one so come escape the muggy storm and listen to some live action!

Thursday-Sunday 🕰️ 12-9 🍕
here everyday 🕰️ 10-4 🎁

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25/05/2026

Hot init?!? 🥵 come and cool down with a freezing Americano!

Happy (2nd) Bank Holiday peeps. Just to remind you - we’re open till 9:30pm today for iced drinks, pizza and pints if you feel like making the bank holiday stretch that tiny bit further! 🍺🍕🥤

WHATS ON THIS WEEK?

Tuesday: Create & Date night ❤️ 🪩

() Come and get crafty at the first London-Based “Create & Date” night - a relaxed, creative space, prioritising inclusivity where you can meet like-minded people over hands-on activities, music, and a drink or two. Each event has a new theme, with playful icebreakers and good tunes to help conversations flow. It’s open to people in their mid 20s to early 40s of all genders and sexual orientations. Come on your own or bring a mate!
🕰️: 7-10:30pm
🎟️: Eventbrite (link in bio)

Wednesday: Live Jazz from KEME 🪈🪘

Join Hill station regulars KEME for a special edition of their monthly night. Expect raucous, hand-percussion driven, avant-guard, Jazz with accompanying Spoken-Word poetry - real beatnik power! 😎 Mike Julian will be providing sounds between sets on the decks!
⏰: 7:30pm
FREE

Thursday: Craft Club & Happy Hour 🎨 🍻
corner.london are in the house this Thursday for another night celebrating the magical combination of glue sticks and beers! 🍻 Create absurdist, psychedelic vistas from vintage magazines under the watchful gaze of local artist whose thoughtful tutoring is certain to help you unlock the Dadaist within! Get tickets for collage club on Eventbrite 🎟️.

At the same time however we’re open as usual for pizzas and cheap cheap pints!
Happy “hour” is 7-last orders. £9 for 2 pints and £18 for a bottle of wine!

Friday: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

DJ Fresh Prince of Lewisham
⏰:8pm start

Saturday: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

Dj Festus
(Downtempo/hip hop/jazz/rare grooves)
🕰️:8pm start

That’s all for this week!

18/05/2026

CALL OUT FOR CREATIVE HELP! ⚡️🚨‼️

Looking for a Sound person/live recording technician for a documentary project on the 26th of May. Paid. Own gear required!

We’re working on something pretty special behind the scenes at the moment which I’ll talk about further down the line but for now if you/you know someone who would like to help out with an interview that’ll contribute to archiving a vital piece of local history please get in touch! Dm us or email me at [email protected]

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For now however…
WHATS ON THIS WEEK?

Wednesday: Live Music… 🎵 🎸

Local band 13 chairs (.chairs) makes their Hill Station Cafe Debut! Expect original fusion rock and guests.
⏰: 7pm
FREE

Thursday: Quiz & Happy Hour. 🧠 🍺

Can you beat our legendary quiz or will the cheap price of beer beat you first? Happy “hour” runs all evening from 7-last orders. It’s £9 for 2 beers and £18 for a bottle of wine! 🍷 quizzes is from 8pm and it’s £1 entry!
Book ahead to guarantee a table - by using the Google widget when you search for us or give us a ring 📞.

Friday: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

Selector Becca is back in the house this week continuing her Hill Station residency. Expect the finest Roots, Rocksteady, Ska and Reggae from this Lewisham legend.🤘
🕰️ : 8pm

Saturday: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

Dj Lloyd will be spinning pfunk in the cafe this Saturday to soundtrack your pizza!
Get down from 8pm to 💃 🕺

Bank holiday Monday: we’ll be OPEN this coming bank holiday from 8:30am to 9:30pm to facilitate bank holiday joy. 🤩 The weather (I have it on good authority) will be amazing 🌞

That’s all for this week!
🍕: Thursday to Sunday 12-9 ()
🎁: everyday 10-4 ()

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13/05/2026

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF TELE HILL AND SURROUNDING AREA: ⚠️

Pillar of the local communtiy, The Barrister for Bass Mr Jean-Claude Lionbeat ( ) has befallen a very sad and recent tragedy. His legendary bike (a decarbonised, battery-powered sound system) was stolen outside the Hill Station on the 8th of May whilst was going on inside. So far it hasn’t turned up and due to the placement of our CCTV inside the caf - we can’t quite make out it being taken (we believe it was between 19:30-22:00). Without his bike Jean-Claude cannot continue his community work and some of his summer projects have been seriously impacted or put on hold. 👎

Two ways you can help:

1. Do you have any recollection of seeing this bike about recently? Do you have ring doorbell footage of the evening in question? Again, the times we’re focusing in on are 19:30-22:00! If you think you have any info that might help us track it down please get in touch!

2. In the meantime we’re fundraising to help him replace it! Visit the link at the bio for more info on the bike and to visit the GoFund me page - give what you can!

Long live Bassis! 👊 🎵

12/05/2026

Staff Spotlight: ✨

Meet our dear Kelechi 💛

She’s been part of the team for nearly 10 years! She was just a baby when she joined us after doing work experience with Lewisham Collage. 🥰

When she’s not helping to keep things running smoothly, she absolutely loves baking and cooking 🍳 🍰 She says her go-to treat in the café is Aga’s Ricotta & Almond Cake but I’ve also seen her scoffing brownies. 👀 🍫

Kelechi makes sure she soaks up the sunshine back home in Nigeria every year, where she indulges in all the incredible local dishes 🇳🇬

Despite working in a café, Kelechi doesn’t drink tea or coffee and often tells me I’m “disgusting” for drinking black Americano :/ (she’s right).

The cafe wouldn’t be the same without her and her unique charm so let’s show her some Hill station love. ❤️

11/05/2026

BREAKING NEWS! 🗞️
The rain has returned to tele hill after a scorching weekend 😭 But never fear! We have a week of wonderful goings-on that should, with their spirit, brighten up the May mildew!

Tuesday: Live Indie Folk 🎵🍁

This Tuesday we welcome New York based folk artist Perla to the cafe for an Indie Folk extravaganza. Support from legendary locals Joesph Futak and Lilo. Expect soft harmonies, acoustic crooning and lush lullaby-like lyrics.
⏰: 7:00pm
🎟️: Gel.now (link in bio)

Thursday: Craft Night & Happy Hour 🎨 🍻

Two of our regular crafty clubs are in the house this Thursday - .corner.london and the Experimental Drawing Club. Follow the links on their pages/our bio to get tickets to either! It’s also our happy hour! Which tbh I’m attempting to rebrand “happy evening” as it runs from 7-close. 2 pints 4 £9 and a bottle of wine is £18 ALL EVENING!🍷 best deal on the hill by far!

Friday: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

DJ TOM!
Music starts at 8pm! 🎵

Saturday: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

Dj Mr Burns will be selecting this finest music from the African diaspora for an evening of international sounds - London to Lagos, L.A to J.A.
8pm start 🎵

Sunday: Folk On The Hill 🎻

Session, Acts & Floor spots. Our monthly folk night is a celebration of local folky talent. Get down from 6:30 to enjoy a plethora of earthy sounds courtesy of .
if you’d like to play please DM them for more info x 🍃

THATS ALL FOR THIS WEEK.

As always:
🍕: Thursday-Sunday (12-9)
🎁: Everyday (10-4)

See you on the hill!

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05/05/2026

CHEERS MY DEARS! Hope everyone’s bank holiday was full of social fun in the inconsistent sun 🌞. Lots at the cafe this week so without further ado….

WHATS ON THIS WEEK?

Tuesday: Live Experimental Music 🎶

After last month’s break, Mercury Over Maps is back for another showcase of the cream of London’s (and beyond’s) top avant-scene of improvisers, noise makers and boundary-pushing sound artists. The evening features 3 sets – a trio between Dominic Lash, Colin Webster and Bill Thompson, a duo between Julia Brüssel and Tom Ward, and a solo by Alice Boyd.
🎟️: £10 OTD/£5 for Students
🕰️: 7:30pm start.

Wednesday: Jazz Singers Open Mic 🎤

Highly regarded jazz vocalist and UK leading vocal coach, Laura Zakhian, will be in the caf this Wednesday for another instalment of her popular monthly Jazz Open Mic Night! If you want the chance to sing standards with a top live jazz band, get down and sign up!
🎟️: £10 / £8 (singers & concessions)
🕰️: 7pm Doors.

Thursday: Quiz and Happy Hour! 🧠🍺

Double danger Thursdays! Quiz - £1 entry. 8 pm start!
Happy Hour = 2 beers 4 £9, which, if you do the maths, is 1 nice beer for £4.50, which is < All pubs in the area except SPOONS. 👎 7-11pm (so its more like a cheap night).

Friday: Spinny Hill Presents…🪩

DJ Chad The Impaler Vs DJ Chuckles.
Another epic clash of the hills most prolific collectors of bargain bucket cheese/funk/disco and soul Vinyl. It WILL get messy.
🕰️: 8pm start

Satruday: Spinny Hill Presents…🪩

DJ Chris is in the house this Saturday to soundtrack your evening pizzas eating.
🕰️: 8pm start

THATS ALL THIS WEEK!
AS ALWAYS:
12-9 Thursday-Sunday 🍕
here everyday 10-4 🎁

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05/05/2026

May EVENTS! 🌞

28/04/2026

Records for sale 🔥🗣️. Geo is flogging his surplus dance music vinyl in the cafe at the moment. Get down for some bargain bucket bangers from the king of crates personal collection. £2.50 each or £10 for 5! Find them by the till or over by the DJ booth.

As part of the New Cross ht Cafe Vol. VII 🎶

Mr Pash is back in the cafe this Wednesday for another instalment of his (now legendary) Midnight Cafe series. Expect Salty Soft Rock/ Crunchy Lounge sets from Premium Leisure, Evergreen and Mr Pash himself. Also get down early for a Mystery FOURTH guest!

🎟️ £7 on Fixr/OTD
⏰ Doors 7:30

FRIDAY: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

DJ Yum! Yum! Drum! Is in the driving seat Friday night for a rhythmical journey through time and space. Expect pulsating drums and harmonic bliss. 🥁
8pm start. ⏰

SATURDAY: Live Jazz from KEME 🎷

Experimental Jazz/Spoken word collective KEME are back in the building this Saturday for another blast of hand-percussion driven, free improv, backed up by exceptional jazz chops. 🎶
7:30pm start! ⏰

SUNDAY: Monthly Jazz Jam! 🎷

Our regular in-house jazz jam is back this Sunday run by the wonderful Jarvis Jazz Quartet. Get down, bring your instrument and jump in! All abilities welcome! 🙏
6:30pm start ⏰

BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY: we’ll be open till 9:30pm Bank Holiday Monday for weekend-ending drinks 🍷🌞

That’s all for this week!

Thurs-Sunday 12-9 🍕
everyday 10-4 🎁

20/04/2026

There’s so much live music going on at the Cafe at the moment. We got folk/jazz/experimental/indie/ambient/live electronics - the caf works for different types of music - but sadly not anything at incredible volumes (no deathcore 😔). If you want to put on a gig please get in touch at [email protected]! Free hire fee if we make enough on the bar to pay staff!

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WHATS ON THIS WEEK?

(👩‍🎨 New exhibition is up!)

TUESDAY: Live music from Siwan Catrin 🪉

Harp player Siwan Catrin () is in the cafe Tuesday night for a special release show showcasing her upcoming EP! Expect original, folk-inflected, ethereal compositions for harp and voice.

🎟️ Tickets: £10 online / £12 on the door
⏰ Doors: 7pm | Performances: 7:30pm

WEDNESDAY: Musical Theatre Open Mic 🎭

I Found My Island musical theatre () open mic is back and this time with special guests - improv troop Lost The Plot. Give them a location and they’ll create a full musical on the spot: expect big harmonies, wild characters, and chaotic, heartfelt drama. I Found My Island is for everyone, from die-hard fans to casual listeners. You can perform or just come along and heckle!

🎟️ Tickets: £5 online / £8 on the door
⏰ Doors: 7pm | Performances: 7:30pm

THURSDAY: Craft night/ Happy Hour! 🎨 🍻

4 clubs! 1 evening! 2 great drink deals:
🖼️ Collage Club: 6:30pm
🌺 Dried Flower Framing Workshop: 6:30pm
🪴 Mini Macrame Hanger Workshop: 7pm
✍️ Experimental Drawing Club: 6:30pm

Happy hour: 🍻 2 beers £9 🍷 bottle of wine £18

FRIDAY: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

DJ Jason Page () is back in the building this Friday for another set of soulful grooves, Classic Hip-Hop, Rock, Funk and other good stuff. Get down for a boogie or a fantastically soundtracked pint. Music from 8pm

SATURDAY:

🌞: Dried Flower Workshops with Maria - 10:30-12:30am 🌺
🌙: Selector Becca () back in the house for a spiralling symphony of ska, rocksteady, reggae and dub. Music from 8pm 🎶

That’s all for this week!
🍕 : Thur-Sun till 9pm
🎁 : here everyday 10-4pm

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14/04/2026

STAFF SPOTLIGHT: 👩‍🍳

This is Aga! Our kitchen manager and maestro baker!

Originally from Poland, she’s been with us since 2010. She actually started as a volunteer to help learn English and never escaped (our gain). Over fifteen years later and she’s running the kitchen, baking ALL of our wonderful fresh cakes/pastries and, on top of that, being a lovely, caring person 😻.

Her family have beehives back in Poland that produce some seriously delicious honey & wonderful beeswax candles which you can pick up in shop. 🐝 🍯

If you’re popping in soon, she says you should absolutely try the vegan blueberry & lemon cake or banana/chocolate/walnut loaf. 🍰

Show some love for Aga! 💕

13/04/2026

Smiles and Sarnies.🥪
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WHATS ON THIS WEEK?

THURSDAY: Quiz & Happy Hour! 🍻 🧠

Join Quizmaster Fran for his bi-weekly tournament of mental endurance. Expect eclectic questions, tough tests of friendship, a “Google review” challenge (one of the best pub quiz segments I’ve ever seen) and eternal glory for those triumphant…plus a £50 bar tab, which is probs better tbh. Quiz starts at 8pm. Happy hour 7-11! 2 pints 🍻 for £9! Bottle of wine 🍷 £18!

FRIDAY: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

is back in the cafe this Friday, bringing Baleric Brilliance to Tele Hill. I have it on good authority that these are “beats to make the sun shine”. So there’s that to look forward to, too. Get down for a boogie and a drink. Spinning from 8pm.

SATURDAY: Daytime & Evening DJs 🪩

🌞: Due to a dynamite DJ link-up this Saturday, the cafe will be graced with the finest Ska, Reggae, Roots and Dancehall courtesy of reggae expert Nic (AKA ) and backed up by insatiable local legends .presents_. Get down from 2pm for an afternoon of audio treats….

🌙: …and in the evening…DJ Mr Burns will bring the Hil his Afrocentric selection of grooves from Lagos to London. Expect classic and contemporary cuts from across the African diaspora! Music from 8pm

SUNDAY: Monthly Folk Night! 🎻

are back for another Sunday of session, acts + floorspots! Dm them on here if you’d like to play! All abilities welcome! 🍃 6:30pm start.

That’s all for this week!
🍕 = Thurs-Sun/12-9pm
🎁 = everyday 10-4pm!

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07/04/2026

SUNS OUT! 🌅

Hope everyone had a great bank holiday weekend. Frankie had an absolute belter. No pool table in South East London was safe from this 8-ball menace. 😤🎱

WHAT’S ON THIS WEEK?

THURSDAY: Collage Club & Happy Hour 🧠🍻
corner.london is back in the cafe this Thursday for their Bi-weekly boozy banquet of visual treats. Cut up vintage magazines and create colourful, absurdist vistas under the watchful guidance of local prit-stick fan and collage druid !

Collage Club 6:30–10:30pm / Tickets on Eventbrite 🎟️
Happy Hour 7–11pm ⏰
£9 for 2 beers / £18 bottle of wine 🍷

FRIDAY: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

DJ Lloydus is in the house this week to soundtrack Friday night with a musical mix of Jazz and Reggae!
Music starts at 8pm 💃

SATURDAY: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

Newcomer DJ Adrian Magrys is our Saturday Resident DJ! He’ll be spinning a vinyl-only set spanning jazz, world grooves, and other obscurities from across the globe.
Music starts at 8pm 🕺

SUNDAY: Monthly Jazz Jam 🎺

It’s that time again! Monthly Jazz Jam, this Sunday, backline provided, all abilities welcome. The Jarvis Jazz Quartet will be in the building, laying down the foundations with their supreme knowledge of standards so come down, get up and join in.
Music from 6-10pm 🎶

That’s all for this week!
Don’t forget to take a peek in shop if you’re in the caf for some locally crafted curios 🎁
and as always, will be here thursday-sunday 12-19 for pizza perfection. 🍕

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07/04/2026

APRIL EVENTS 🌞 🌳

01/04/2026

Easter opening hours…
Slightly amended times so we can maximise bank holiday hospitality! 🙏 🐣

31/03/2026

Luna: An Easter Triptych.
Happy Easter Holidays one and all! 🐣 🪺 🌺

WHATS ON THIS WEEK?

TONIGHT: Lebanon Supper Club 🇱🇧 🍲

A group of friends host a solidarity supper club raising funds for grassroots initiatives supporting people in Lebanon affected by ongoing conflict and displacement. Join for a three-course Mediterranean-inspired meal and an evening of community, conversation, and reflection. Proceeds will support displaced families with essentials like food, shelter, and medical care, as well as Lebanon’s Civil Defence first responders. 7-10pm Tickets on QR code!

THURSDAY: Quiz & Happy Hour 🧠🍻

It’s a well-known fact that cheap alcohol aids the recollection of useless general knowledge. Two pints and you’re more than likely to know the population of the Vatican City. Our quiz is getting super popular, so book ahead if you can to avoid disappointment! Use the google widget or go to the link in our bio to book!

Happy Hour 7–11pm ⏰
£9 for 2 beers / £18 bottle of wine 🍷
Quiz 8–10pm / £1 entry 🧐

FRIDAY: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

DJ Yum! Yum! Drum! Continues their cosmic, eclectic trip into the void. Expect a kalidoscopic fusion of rhythmical, pulsating tunes from all eras. music starts at 8pm

SATURDAY: Free Live Jazz from KEME 🎷

KEME fuse experimental jazz with high-energy hand percussion, creating an explosive, immersive live sound. Founded in 2025 by Mercedes Maresca (keys, flute, bongos, vocals) and Kevin Peberdy (drums, congas), the project thrives on improvisation, rhythmic intensity, and spontaneous collaboration. For this third edition at The Hill Station Café, they’re joined by Sheraws (vocals, spoken word), Benson Adolwa (saxophone, congas), and John Horabin (synth). Get down for a night of adventurous, collective sounds. Starts 7:30pm ⏰

That’s all this week!
= Thursday-Sunday 12-9pm🍕
= everyday 10-4pm 🎁

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31/03/2026

24/03/2026

Cappuccinos, Rhubarb Crumble & A Blurry Cinnamon Bun. All freshly made.
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TONIGHT: Short Film Screenings 🎥

Under the Surface – A Night of Short Films…
Something is wrong. Something is missing. Something is here. A haunting series of short films that peel back the curtain to reveal something murky emerging.Films by Louis Bhose, Maxi McLachlan, Julia Mervis, Nick Blake, Safi Tobi, Holly Hunter & Emma Parkinson. Starts 7pm 🕖 Tickets 🎟️ £10

THURSDAY: Craft Night and Happy Hour🍻

Craft night Thursday! In one corner: Collage Club - (.corner.london) Tickets are on Eventbrite and it starts at 7! In the other corner: Experimental Drawing club! With ! Starts 7pm. In the middle…. People drinking cheap pints! Happy Hour is 7-11 (so it more like happy evening) and it means two pints are £9 and a bottle of wine is £18 🍷

FRIDAY: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

Dj Mr Dan, The Old Man is in the house this Friday night spinning his paradoxically youthful mix of Funk/ Soul/ Disco and House. Music starts at 8pm

SATURDAY:

🌞: Vintage Clothes and Records “car boot” pop up - get down Saturday 10am- 3pm to peruse a selection of the finest vintage and pre-loved garments, records and (potentially) some synth keyboards! Hipsters paradise! 👕👔👖👚👘🎹

🌙: Spinny Hill Presents - DJ Buck is back in the caf this Saturday night for another of his classic sets of vintage dance music! Starts 8pm

That’s all for this week!

will be here 12-9 Thursday-Sunday for Pizza party’s 🍕
And will be here 10-4 everyday exhibiting their locally curated and crafted gifts and goods!

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17/03/2026

Me and George are out today at venues day 2026! Exciting stuff tbh, but more on that later… 👀 🎵

In the meantime…
WHATS ON THIS WEEK?

TONIGHT: Mother City Film Screening Fundraiser 🎥

Join Lewisham Peoples Assembly for a screening of Mother City (2024), created by Cape Town’s Mother City Collective. A film on housing justice, resistance, gentrification & global struggles from Cape Town to London. They’ll be fundraising for their Save The Lewisham Shopping Centre Campaign. Starts 6pm! 🕕
🎟: £5 (online + on the door)

THURSDAY: Quiz & Happy Hour 🧠 🍻

Join us this Thursday for our Bi-Weekly, Quasi-legendary Quiz night & Happy Hour. It’s getting extremely popular these days so please book in if you’re thinking of coming Via our NEW online booking system. Just Google “Hill Station Cafe” and click “reserve a table” on the Google feature. We’re still taking bookings over the phone tho if you wanna give us a bell! 📞 Quiz starts at 8pm and Happy Hour is 7-11pm £9 for 2 pints 🍻 £18 for a bottle of wineeeee 🍷

FRIDAY: Spinny Hill Presents…

We welcome DJ Festus into the fold this Friday night. He’ll be selecting a sensational mix of Jazz, Fusion, Rare Grooves, Hip-Hop and oddities. Get down from 8pm to hear the gold. 🕗

SATURDAY:

🌞: Japanese Book Binding Workshop 10-11:30am! Join Maria for another Book Binding session in the caf this Sunday courtesy of ! Tickets at mariazvaricillustration.com! 🎟️

🌙: Spinny Hill Presents…

DJ Mr Burns continues his residency at the Caf this Saturday with another night of classic and contemporary sounds from across Africa and the diaspora: London to Lagos; L.A. To JA. Get down from 8pm 🕗

SUNDAY: Free Live Jazz 🎷

The Telegraph Hill Festival presents… “Lullabies of Birdland”. Join local trio, Nibara, for a night of old, new and original tunes. Bec Chan (vocals and keys), Dave Foldvari (bass) and Tom Sagar-Shotbolt (drums). 7pm- 9pm 🕘

That’s all for this week!

As always are here Thursday-Sunday slinging pizza for the people. 🍕

And will be here all week till 4pm with gorgeous gifts and locally-laboured crafts 🎁

☘️👋

11/03/2026

📸: Spring Sunset & Polly the local legend 🎀❤️ ☀️

WHATS ON THIS WEEK?

THURSDAY: Collage Club & Happy Hour! 🖼️ 🍻

Get cutting, get sticking, get drinking! The Happy Hour/craft club double bill is back this Thursday for another round of alcohol-aided creative craic! Craft club starts at 7pm ans tickets are on Eventbrite. Happy hour is 7-11pm and it’s 2 beers for £9 and £18 for a bottle of wine 🍷

FRIDAY: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

DJ Zafeer is a London-based DJ and promoter, and founder of the multi-arts platform KULA Collective, showcasing live music from across the globe. His DJ sets mirror this ethos, drawing from a wide-ranging collection that spans continents and eras, with jazz and its many global scenes at the core. 8pm

SATURDAY: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

The Barrister for Bass, Mr Jean-Claude Lionbeat is in the cafe this Saturday night bringing his selector expertise! Expect the finest Dub, Reggae, Dancehall and Bass-Centred music from one of SE London’s Bass Culture Music legends. 8pm

SUNDAY:

🌞: Art Exhibition opening party! 🎨
Come to the cafe this Sunday 2-4:30 for our latest exhibition’s opening party! Beth Tilley is a multimedia artist and Head of Production at the South London Foundry in Brockley. This exhibition features original artworks and prints from the past ten years. Working across collage, oil and acrylic paint, printmaking, and photography, she creates vibrant, surreal, and psychedelic depictions of people and imagined worlds.
Various sizes and unframed pieces can be purchased directly from Beth on Sunday or via her Instagram. Prints available to purchase in the Hill Trader shop.
Instagram:

🌝: Folk On The Hill 🍂 🎻

Folk on the Hill is back this Sunday for an evening of session, acts and floorspots! 6:30-10pm! 🎶 (Trad sets at both the beginning and the end). Follow to keep up with the community!

That’s all for this week!

As always is here 10-4 everyday to facilitate the purchase of various artisanal curiosities from the local hemisphere 🎁

also here Thursday-Sunday for sliced goodness 🍕

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03/03/2026

SPRING IS HERE. 🌼 🌺 🌞
LONG LIVE SPRING.
GET OUTSIDE. TOUCH GRASS. COME TO THE CAFE FOR A PINT AND WATCH SOME MUSIC. 🎶

02/03/2026

📸: Last Thursday’s craft night with Collage club & the Experimental Drawing Workshop. Photos by Phoebe 💛

WHATS ON?

TUESDAY: Experimental Music 🎶
lofi’s residency continues this week with another instalment of the Mercury Over Maps series. Get down for experimental, improvised and collaborative performances from some of London’s top avant-guard players. Expect Noise/Field Recordings/Drones/Feedback and 3 sets - a trio between Douglas Benford, Tilly Coulton & Hardi Kurda, a duo between Viv Corringham and Lawrence Casserley and a duo between Phil Durrant and Bill Thompson. Starts 7:30 🕢 🎟️ £10 OTD/£5 Students.

WEDNESDAY: Musical Theatre Open Mic 🎭

The “I FOUND MY ISLAND” gang are back in the cafe this Wednesday for their semi-regular Musical Theatre Open Mic night! You can sign up to perform on the night or just come along to enjoy the performances!

In addition to their usual tomfoolery, the good people of Lost The Plot will be sharing the world’s newest musical. Give them a location and they’ll provide the rest. Expect glittering harmonies, hilarious characters and heart-wrenching drama...all made up entirely on the spot! Not to be missed for fans of MT! 🎤 🎵

Doors 7pm 🕖
🎟️ on Eventbrite!

THURSDAY: Quiz Night & Happy Hour 🧠🍻

It’s Double Danger Thursday once again. 💥 Test your general knowledge and test your capacity to remember that general knowledge whilst the bar has a cheap deal on! 2 pints for £9, bottle of wine for £18.
The quiz is £1 entry and a £50 bar tab is up for grabs. ⚡️ make sure to book though - it’s getting might busy so just give us a ring on 020 7635 2955 📞 🔍

FRIDAY: Spinny Hill Presents… 🪩

DJ Yum! Yum! Drum is back in the house, continuing their daring journey through the galaxy of rhythm and harmony. 🌟
8pm start 🕗

SATURDAY: Spinny Hill Presents…. 🪩

Local legend DJ Jason Page is in the cafe on Saturday spinning a set of Funk, Soul and Hip-Hop to soundtrack your night. 🎶
8pm start 🕗

That’s all for this week!
here Thursday-Sunday serving up their fresh pizza pies till 9pm 🍕
here every day 10-4 selling locally made crafts, gifts and goodies 🎁

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