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26/10/2026
Good afternoon Upminster!
Let's see if we can lift your spirits.
🍺 Cask Ale - £2.80 all day
🥧 Pie & any drink - 25% Off
🚸 Kids Eat for just £1 - This Half Term
Just a reminder, Kaeti's Halloween Spooktacular is this Friday, 30th, at 10am. Just £10 per child including a burger & drink! Please call 01708 226698 to book or pop in.
We're more than just a pub!
(T&Cs apply to all offers)
25/10/2026
🎄✨ WIN A HUGE CHRISTMAS PACKAGE! ✨🎄
The Crumpled Horn is spreading some serious festive cheer—and one lucky guest will win an unforgettable Christmas experience! 🎁
Here’s what’s included:
🍽️ A festive 3-course meal for two, including a drink
🎅 Two free entry passes to our Christmas Eve Party
🚂 Two tickets to our sold-out New Year’s Eve Soul Train
⭐ Two VIP tickets to a secret event in February 2027
To enter:
👍 Like this post
📲 Share it with a friend
💬 Tag them in the comments
That’s it! Get your festive crew involved and make sure you don’t miss your chance to win this incredible prize package. 🎄🥂
🎉 Random draw: Monday 9 November 2026 at 12pm
Good luck—and merry winning! ❤️
Open to over-18s only. Terms and conditions apply.
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25/10/2026
🎶 THE SUNDAY SOUL SERVICE IS HAPPENING TODAY! 🎶
Soul Nights Out in Essex presents Sunday Soul Service —and you won't want to miss it!
Come on down for an incredible afternoon filled with great tunes, good vibes, and soulful beats.
✨ Event Details:
* Date: Sunday, 25th October (TODAY!)
* Time: 3:00 PM – 8:00 PM
* Venue: The Crumpled Horn, Upminster (33-37 Corbets Road, RM14 2AJ)
* DJ: Mark Hughes spinning the best tracks!
🍽 Food served from 12pm - 8pm
* Admission: FREE ENTRY! 🎟️
📍 Getting There: Just a 5-minute walk or a 10-minute stroll from the station!
Grab your friends, feed your soul, and let’s make this Sunday unforgettable. See you on the dance floor! 💃🕺✨
24/10/2026
Our 2026 Remembrance Day glasses are now available. These limited edition collectables sell fast. All profits to the Royal British Legion. We also have a collection of pins available including the 2026 enamelled one.
Thank you, as always, for your support
24/10/2026
We've teamed up with Wanderers Haven Animal Sanctuary to collect much needed food and provisions for the animals in their care. If you can spare any food, treats or necessary provisions, please drop them in.
Thank you!
22/10/2026
There's still time to grab a HUGE 40% off all our main dishes!
Click this 👇👇👇
https://www.crumpledhornpub.co.uk/40offer
Let us know who you are and never miss our offers and what's coming up again.
So easy. So good!
21/10/2026
🚨 Limited places left 🚨
Pop in and book your little witches and warlocks a place.
£10 including a Bogeyman Burger!
21/10/2026
Support the Urchins or know someone who does? Fancy a club shirt AND save on your Utility bills?
Join us from 6.30pm when the lovely Kim will be on hand to help bring your bills down. No dramas. Just great advice and the chance to save money!
20/10/2026
Tuesday evening is your bookmark for fun, brainteasers and good times!
Krazy Kaeti's Kwiz night. The best quiz in town! And most definitely the kraziest Kwiz host! 🤪
Always busy so call now on 01708 226698 to grab your table.
Full menu served until 9pm 🍽️🥩🍗🍔🍟
20/10/2026
🚨 NEW ON THE MENU! 🚨
Say hello to the Big Bacon Chop—landing on tables right now at The Crumpled Horn!
If you're craving a hearty, flavour-packed meal, this absolute beauty is stacked and ready for you. Think thick-cut, succulent bacon cooked to perfection, served up with golden chips, peas, mushrooms, grilled tomato, and a sweet touch of grilled pineapple plus that gorgeous fried egg in the lineup!
Whether you're joining us for a cosy lunch or a proper evening feast, this one is not to be missed.
✨ Available now! Drop in and try it today—your tastebuds will thank you. 🍻
20/10/2026
Good morning Upminster!
No one likes a grey day but everyone loves a Burger Day!
Choose any of our fab burgers and your drink of choice and we'll slash your bill by 25%! Boom-Boom, Banging Burger!
Have you tried our Ultimate Southern Fried with gravy! Deeeeeeelicious!
18/10/2026
Only 13 Tickets left for our New Year Eve SoulTrain 26-27!
Only ticket entry on the night.
Don't miss out!
Get ready to groove all night with funky beats and good vibes at the ultimate soul train party! Price Includes Small Plate Buffet
18/10/2026
Don't miss out on our Breakfast with Santa this year. Some dates have limited tickets left!!
We also have SEN event which, of course, is tailored to be calm, spacial and with longer to meet Santa.
All are listed on our events page with booking link.
17/10/2026
Our weekday offers are always popular.... what about the weekend?
3 courses, full sized meals, for £22!?
Go on then! Something for everyone
17/10/2026
Halloween may be getting close but join us today and book our Festive Fayre and there's no tricks, just treats!!
Friends, family, work colleagues or social groups. Why not book one of our dine and dance party nights?
Great food, fabulous price and extra treats! This weekend!
16/10/2026
Where will you be this time tomorrow night?
If you know.....you know!
Join us and the beautiful people of Soul.
This month DJs Andy Furneaux and Tricia Butler are on deck duty.
It's going to be very good!
16/10/2026
Join us any time this weekend and we can talk Turkey!
Our fabulous Festive Fayre is available from November 9th and if you book this weekend, we have some fab treats for you!!
Take 5, pop in and let's get you all set for our Fab Festive Menu 🧑🎄🎄
16/10/2026
✨ Fizz Friday starts here ✨
Ladies, you’ve made it through the week — now it’s time to raise a glass, gather your favourite girls and let the weekend begin in style. 🥂💃
From 5pm, enjoy a bottle of Lovelli Prosecco for just £15.50 at The Crumpled Horn. Perfect for post-work catch-ups, long-overdue gossip, birthday celebrations or simply because Friday deserves a little sparkle. 💛
So round up your besties, leave the emails behind and ease into the weekend with bubbles, laughter and good vibes.
Your Friday plans? Sorted. ✨
📍 The Crumpled Horn
🥂 Lovelli Prosecco — £15.50
⏰ From 5pm
16/10/2026
Big flavours. Crispy bites. Saucy burgers. Proper pub classics. 🍔🍟🍺
Whether you’re craving a fresh, loaded salad, our ultimate spicy beef burger, a crispy Ultimate chicken stack or a hearty Hawkstone beef pie paired with a Hawkstone IPA—there’s something on the menu with your name on it.
Come hungry. Leave happy. 😍
So, what’s making the first move?
👇 Team Burger, Team Pie or Team Salad? Tell us below—and tag the person who’s joining you for a bite.
15/10/2026
🧪🐍 THE VENOM HAS ARRIVED AT THE CRUMPLED HORN! 🐍🧪
This Halloween, sink your fangs into our electrifying Venom cocktails—a wickedly refreshing blend of Southern Comfort, WKD Blue & Orange Juice, served ice-cold and bursting with flavour. 💚💙
With a striking glow, a sinister bite and just the right amount of Halloween magic, it’s the perfect drink for a night of spooky celebrations at The Crumpled Horn, Upminster.
🎃 VENOM COCKTAILS
💥 2 FOR £13.50
👻 Available this Halloween
Bring your coven, grab a glass and taste the bite… if you dare! 🐍
📍 The Crumpled Horn, Upminster
🍹 Great drinks • Good times • Halloween mischief
Over 18s only. Please drink responsibly. Offer subject to availability and venue terms.
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15/10/2026
Good afternoon Upminster!
It's Thirsty Thursday and our favourite Deal Day of The Week!
Any Grill & Drink with 25% off!
🥩 Rump, Sirloin, Gammon or Mixed Grill
🍺🍷🍹 Any drink of choice
🫰💷 25% gone!
Not feeling a steak? We got you. Head here 👇👇👇👇👇
https://www.crumpledhornpub.co.uk/40offer
sign up and we'll send you a 40% off code for any main meal!
Check our events for a bumper packed end of year and if you want to treat your little one's, our Halloween morning is perfect!
Please book and pay in pub 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
14/10/2026
A pie everyone will enjoy! 😍
The Hawkstone IPA & Beef Pie won't be around forever, but it'll leave a lasting impression.
And possibly a sudden interest in tractors. 🚜🥧
https://nuvi.me/eplvqw
13/10/2026
☀️ The sun is out, and we’ve got plenty going on down at The Crumpled Horn! It's what we do. 🍻🍔
Looking for a mid-week treat? Join us today for our Tuesday Deal: get 25% off any burger and any drink!
Craving something else? We've also got you covered with an exclusive 40% off main meals code. Grab yours right here: The Crumpled Horn 40% Off Offer.
With great deals and a cracking atmosphere, there’s never been a better time to pop in. See you soon! 👇
12/10/2026
Soul Asylum returns this Saturday and we have 2 fabulous DJ's for you Andy Furneaux and Trisha Butler!!
You know this is going to be a cracker!
Free entry, food till 9 and the best tunes in town!
12/10/2026
Limited spaces for our Halloween Crafts & Games morning.
Please pop-in to secure your kids place :-)
Address
33-37 Corbets Tey Road
Upminster
RM14 2AJ
To get to this pub located at Corbetts Tey Road in Upminster, there are a few options for transportation.
Public Transport: The closest train station is Upminster Bridge (District Line) which is approximately a 15-minute walk away from the pub. Alternatively, there are several bus stops nearby servicing various routes.
Driving/Parking: If you choose to drive, there is limited on-street parking on Corbetts Tey Road and surrounding residential roads. There is also a car park nearby that offers free parking for up to two hours.
Opening Hours
| Monday |
11:30am - 11pm |
| Tuesday |
11:30am - 11pm |
| Wednesday |
11:30am - 11pm |
| Thursday |
11:30am - 11pm |
| Friday |
11:30am - 12am |
| Saturday |
11am - 12am |
| Sunday |
12pm - 10:30pm |
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What people say
Crumpled Horn, located on Corbetts Tey Road in Upminster, is a must-visit pub for anyone looking for a great night out. This female-friendly establishment offers an extensive food menu and an impressive selection of real ales that are sure to satisfy any palate. The table service is exceptional, making it easy to relax and enjoy your time with friends. With specials available all day every day, there's always something new to try at Crumpled Horn. And if you're looking to party, the pub has got you covered with great music until midnight on weekends. Overall, Crumpled Horn is the perfect spot for a fun and memorable night out in Upminster.
