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23/06/2026
“I’ll just watch from home” said no one here 👀⚽
Last match? Absolute scenes. 4–2 and the pub ROARING.
TONIGHT, we go again… flags out, pints up, every goal celebrated the way it should be !🍻🔥Don’t miss the atmosphere - this is matchday, done properly. England v Ghana 9PM TONIGHT!
Plus, don’t miss out on grabbing one of our limited-edition pint glasses available to buy in pub.
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23/06/2026
# # 🏴 ENGLAND vs GHANA 🇬🇭 |
THE GAME IS ON!
The tension is building, the flags are out, and the ultimate World Cup showdown is happening right here. Get ready to cheer on the Three Lions tonight!
We’re bringing you the stadium experience right to your local. ⚽️🏆
🔥 Why Watch It Anywhere Else?
* 📺 **Big Screens & Surround Sound** – See every tackle and hear every roar like you're pitchside.
* 🍔 **Order to Table** – Don't miss a single minute of the action; we'll bring the refreshments straight to you.
* 🎉 **Party Warm-Up Atmosphere** – Great views and the best football vibes in town.
🍻 Unbeatable Bucket Deals!
Keep things ice-cold throughout the match with our game-day drink offers:
* 🍾 **5 Bottled Beers** for just **£16**
* 🍏 **5 Bulmers Ciders** for just **£17**
📍 **Where:** The Crumpled Horn, 33-37 Corbets Tey Road
⏰ **Kick-off:** 9:00 PM
**Ice cold. Game on.** ❄️⚽️
Bring your mates, grab a bucket, and get ready for an epic night.
**SEE IT. HEAR IT. LIVE IT.** 👇
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22/06/2026
COME ON ENGLAND⚽️🔥
When it comes home, this is the glass you’ll raise 🏆✨
Our LIMITED-EDITION collectable pint glass is the perfect match-day companion and a keepsake for the history books. Tomorrow – England go again, and the pints are ready to be poured. Make sure you're joining us for an unbeatable atmosphere.
Buy yours in pub before stock runs out.
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22/06/2026
☀️🌡️ A Little Patience Goes a Long Way This Week 🌡️☀️
With temperatures set to push close to 40°C over the next few days, we'd like to ask all our guests for a little extra patience and kindness when visiting us at The Crumpled Horn.
Our team will be working hard in extremely challenging conditions, with kitchen temperatures expected to reach 50°C+. The combination of heat and humidity can be exhausting, so our staff may need a few additional breaks to cool down, rehydrate, and stay safe.
We're doing everything we can to keep service running smoothly while looking after the wellbeing of our team.
❤️ Please bear with us if things take a little longer than usual, and remember that a smile and a little kindness can make a huge difference.
Thank you for your understanding and support—we truly appreciate it.
📍 The Crumpled Horn
☀️🍻
22/06/2026
🔮 TONIGHT AT THE CRUMPLED HORN! 🔮
Looking for some insight into your future, or just fancy a fascinating night out? Join us this evening for an extraordinary **Psychic Evening** hosted by **Horizon Events**!
Whether you’re a firm believer or just curious, come on down, grab a drink, and soak up the atmosphere.
* 📅 **Date:** Tonight, Monday 22nd June 2026
* ⏰ **Time:** 6:00 PM – 9:30 PM
* 📍 **Location:** The Crumpled Horn, 33-37 Corbets Tey Road, Upminster, London, RM14 2AJ
* 🎟️ **Entry:** **FREE ENTRY** | Bar Open all evening! 🥂
✨ Private Readings Available ✨
Want a more personal experience? Deep-dive into what the cards have in store for you with a one-on-one session.
* 💰 **Price:** £35 for a 30-minute private reading
📲 How to Book:
Spaces for private readings can fill up fast! Secure your slot or find out more by:
* 📞 Calling **07960 051609**
* 🌐 Visiting **horizoneventsuk.com**
* 🤳 Scanning the QR code on the flyer below!
Tag the friends you want to bring along 👇 See you all from 6 PM!
20/06/2026
👑🍔 Celebrate the Hero in Your Life This Father’s Day! 🍺🍰
This Sunday, treat Dad to a day he’ll actually want to remember.
🔥 Banging burgers
🍺 Ice-cold beers
🍰 A sweet treat fit for a king
Whether he’s the grill master, the family taxi, the fixer of everything, or simply your biggest supporter, it’s time to give him the celebration he deserves.
📅 Father’s Day – Sunday 21 June
📞 Book your table now: 01708 226698
Because legends deserve more than just a card. 💙
19/06/2026
Tomorrow night, we vibe. 🙌✨
SOUL ASYLUM lands at The Crumpled Horn for a massive night of Soul, Funk, Disco, and Jazz Funk! 🎷🥁
🎧 Your DJs: DJ Trish & Mark Hughes
💰 Entry: 100% FREE
⏰ Time: 8 PM - Midnight
Tag your dancing crew in the comments and let us know what track you want to hear! 👇
19/06/2026
Last minute Father’s Day gift? 🚨🍺
Grab Dad a proper treat…Great food, great beer, live sport...and our LIMITED-EDITION Marston’s pint glass to take home ⚽🍻
Nothing says “I love you” like refreshing pints in the sun and soaking up the atmosphere at your favourite pub together☀️
Even better?
Treating Dad to one of our collectable LIMITED-EDITION Marston’s glasses, perfect for reliving every match at home.
🍺 Available to purchase in pub for a limited time, so you can take one (or two!) home.
⏳ There’s one waiting for you and Dad… but not for long🔥 Hurry! once they’re gone, they’re gone!
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19/06/2026
✨ **THE WEEKEND HAS ARRIVED.** ✨
The heatwave is real, but the vibes at **The Crumpled Horn** are even hotter tonight. We are officially kicking off the weekend with the coolest atmosphere in town, the best music on loop, and drinks that hit *exactly* right.
Here is your Friday night lineup:
* 🍾 **Prosecco Therapy:** Popping bottles for just **£15.50** starting from 5 PM. (Yes, you read that right).
* 🍋 **Limoncello Spritz:** Your favorite summer-in-a-glass cocktail is locked, loaded, and freezing cold.
* 🔮 **Buzzballs:** Big flavour, zero effort. Which one are you grabbing first?
Whether you're clocking out of work or getting ready to link up with the crew, this is your sign to skip the pre-drinks and head straight here.
⏰ **From 5 PM tonight**
📍 **The Crumpled Horn**
Tag the squad you’re bringing with you in the comments below! 👇
19/06/2026
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🌡With temperatures in the 30's and a hot week ahead, we're looking after our team and community.
💦 Keep hydrated. Stay cool 😎
We obviously have some perfect refreshments to enjoy but we also have iced water 💧 for everyone.
So if you're feeling the heat 🥵, pop in and hydrate. Just ask the team and we'll be happy to help.
Address
33-37 Corbets Tey Road
Upminster
RM14 2AJ
To get to this pub located at Corbetts Tey Road in Upminster, there are a few options for transportation.
Public Transport: The closest train station is Upminster Bridge (District Line) which is approximately a 15-minute walk away from the pub. Alternatively, there are several bus stops nearby servicing various routes.
Driving/Parking: If you choose to drive, there is limited on-street parking on Corbetts Tey Road and surrounding residential roads. There is also a car park nearby that offers free parking for up to two hours.
Opening Hours
| Monday |
11:30am - 11pm |
| Tuesday |
11:30am - 11pm |
| Wednesday |
11:30am - 11pm |
| Thursday |
11:30am - 11pm |
| Friday |
11:30am - 12am |
| Saturday |
11am - 12am |
| Sunday |
12pm - 10:30pm |
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What people say
Crumpled Horn, located on Corbetts Tey Road in Upminster, is a must-visit pub for anyone looking for a great night out. This female-friendly establishment offers an extensive food menu and an impressive selection of real ales that are sure to satisfy any palate. The table service is exceptional, making it easy to relax and enjoy your time with friends. With specials available all day every day, there's always something new to try at Crumpled Horn. And if you're looking to party, the pub has got you covered with great music until midnight on weekends. Overall, Crumpled Horn is the perfect spot for a fun and memorable night out in Upminster.
