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03/06/2026
Ahead of our World Cup opening party on the 11th, join us for the England friendlies. We'll bring the music and the vibes, you bring the support.
Let's do this!!
03/06/2026
A HUGE thank you to everyone who came to our Soul all-dayer for Saint Francis Hospice
Together, we raised an amazing £1039.44!!
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To raise such as huge amount whilst having an awesome day of dance, laughs and friendship is staggering.
This, of course, would not have been possible without the the team at Soul Nights Out In Essex and the organisation of Mark Hughes. To all the DJ's who performed for free and to everyone that joined us.... thank you!!
One love | One community
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02/06/2026
NEW!
Adnams Ghost Ship 0.5%
Heritage | Taste | Quality
01/06/2026
🎧 Open Decks is BACK tonight at The Crumpled Horn!
Looking for the perfect Monday night plans?
In association with Soul Nights Out In Essex, we are hosting our Open Decks night tonight—and it is all for a fantastic cause supporting Saint Francis Hospice.
Whether you are a seasoned pro, a vinyl collector, or completely new to the decks, come down and get involved.
Here is everything you need to know:
When: Tonight (1st Monday of the month) from 6pm – 11pm.
Music: Bring your own vinyl and spin your favorite tracks.
Play: Donation to play (all proceeds go to Saint Francis Hospice).Learn:
Want to learn? You can learn to DJ with professionals on site.
Food & Drink: The kitchen is open until 8pm, and our Monday drink deals are running all day.
Come for the music, stay for the great atmosphere, and support an incredible local charity.
📞 Call 01708 226698 for more info!
01/06/2026
Mondays just got a whole lot better at The Crumpled Horn!
Beat the start-of-the-week blues with the ultimate pub comfort. We are serving up two massive Monday-only deals to keep you fed and watered without breaking the bank.
Here is what is on the menu every single Monday:
Real Ale: Pouring for just £2.80 a pint, all day long.
Pie & A Drink: Get a hearty, delicious pie and a refreshing drink for only £13.50.
Kick off your week the right way. Grab a table, settle in, and let us handle the cooking.
🥧 Tag a mate who needs a Monday pick-me-up at The Crumpled Horn!
31/05/2026
Good morning Upminster!
A welcome break in the heat and perfect for our Sunday Soul Service.
Join the Rev. Mark Hughes and Pastor Clive Bailey for the sweetest music to sooth your soul!
Food available until 6pm including our loaded salads for that lighter bite!
The team are ready with ice-cold beer, international spirits and hand made cocktails!
29/05/2026
WIN A WEDGE wraps up soon, don't miss the chance to play.
This is your moment to grab those last remaining prizes. Don't worry if you can't get all 6 questions right, you'll still be entered into our weekly prize draw to win £1,000! 🤩
28/05/2026
40% off main menu food🌟🍽️ **FOODIE ALERT!** 🍽️🌟
Get ready to indulge because we’re serving up *40% OFF* our main menu favorites! 🎉 Whether you're craving classic pub grub or something a little more adventurous, we've got the perfect dish waiting for you. 🍔🍕✨
Gather your friends, make it a night out, and dive into mouthwatering meals at an unbeatable price. From hearty burgers to delicious vegetarian options, there's something for everyone!
Join us this week and make the most of this incredible offer. Your taste buds will thank you! 😋❤️
⏰ Hurry, this deal won't last forever! See you soon for a feast to remember!
🍽️🎉 BIG FLAVORS, LITTLE PRICE! 🎉🍽️
26/05/2026
When it's 35º outside and 45º inside.... what do you do?
Well if you're our Krazy Kaeti.... you dance!
Join us for Krazy Kaeti's Kwiz tonight from 8pm!
26/05/2026
🍹 Time to cool down? How about a cheeky G&T to sip and savor? 🌟
Join us for a refreshing twist on your favorite classic, served just the way you like it. Whether you’re lounging in our cozy corners or enjoying the sunshine in the beer garden, this is the drink you deserve!
🍋✨ Pair your G&T with some delicious sides or loaded fries — perfect for sharing (or not)!
Who's ready to kick back and kick off the weekend early with a little bit of zest in their glass? 🙌
25/05/2026
☀️🍻 JOIN US IN THE SUN FOR BANK HOLIDAY VIBES! 🍾✨
This Bank Holiday, kick back and soak up the vibes with ice-cold beers, refreshing prosecco, and all your favorite drinks at The Crumpled Horn! 🎉
Whether you're chilling in our beer garden or catching up with friends, there's no better way to celebrate than with a sun-soaked afternoon and great company. 🍹🍺
✨ Expect:
🌞 Sunshine vibes
🍻 Ice-cold drinks
🥳 Good times all around
**Tag your drinking buddies and plan your escape!**
👉 Remember, happy hour is calling! Don’t miss out!
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24/05/2026
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Good morning Upminster!
Today is our soul all-dayer for St Francis Hospice.
Join us for cool cocktails, ice cold beer and plenty of fizz.
All the Dj's are playing for free so please donate or buy a raffle ticket.
Our outside is a sun trap so bring your sunscreen!
See you soon!
23/05/2026
We're counting down the days until our opening Mexicana Party on 11th June.
Have you booked your VIP tables yet?
For a small donation to , you can have the best seats in the house!
Call 01708 226698 today!
23/05/2026
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What a weekend!
Join us tomorrow for our annual 'Soul All Dayer' for St Francis Hospice!
We'll have the very best in soul from every decade. All the Dj's from the team at Soul Nights Out In Essex are donating their time. We have a raffle with a St Francis Hamper for the winner.
Wear orange, bring some change for a bank holiday banger!
22/05/2026
Heatwave 🤝 Bank Holiday
Name a better combo… we’ll wait 👀
Join us in the beer garden for that first proper feel of summer ☀️🍺
(Seriously… if you’re not in a beer garden this weekend, what are you doing?)
22/05/2026
Friday trivia teaser… can you get this right? 🤔
What ice cream dessert sounds like a day of the week? Think you know?
Come play WIN A WEDGE and find out if you’re on the money - thousands of prizes still up for grabs, as well as our weekly prize draw to win a massive £1,000.
See you this weekend, quiz legends!
21/05/2026
This Father’s Day, treat Dad to big flavours, generous plates and a proper pub celebration.
Join us for Father’s Day weekend on 20th & 21st June for great food, your favourite drinks and the laid-back atmosphere everyone loves.
📅 Book Now https://nuvi.me/trfhjb
20/05/2026
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With a hot & sunny Bank Holiday weekend ahead, we have the perfect Sunday for you!
Join us for our annual Saint Francis Hospice soul all-dayer.
All DJ's are playing for free so please bring plenty of change to help make a difference.
Music starts at 2pm, food served until late.
Tag a mate, grab your suncream and let's dance!
19/05/2026
Congratulations to Arsenal! Premier League Champions 25/26!
(We think the guvnor might be a little happy tonight!)
16/05/2026
Good morning Upminster!
It's a Super Saturday!
We have the FA Cup showing live from 3pm... all screens and surround sound.
Tonight we have our monthly Soul Asylum. The very best music to sooth your soul and fill the dance floor.
Always something going on and always the best atmosphere in town.
15/05/2026
Big prizes. Big fun. Big win.💰
Play WIN A WEDGE while you still can – you could bag thousands of prizes just by playing!Think you’ve got the answers? Prove it.
And even if you don't, you could still win £1,000 in our weekly prize draw.
13/05/2026
🌟🌟We hope you enjoyed your visit. If you’ve got a moment, we’d love to hear what worked well and what we could sharpen up. Pop into the Reviews area on our page and leave your thoughts every comment gets read and shared with the team🌟🌟
09/05/2026
Good morning Upminster!
Today The Urchins face Torquay and the prize is promotion!
We're open from 10am serving breakfast and have all the build up vibes for the game.
We'll be ready to welcome you back after the win!
Come on you Urchins!
08/05/2026
Who fancies winning £1,000 cash? 🤞🤩
Take on WIN A WEDGE and turn your trivia skills into prizes!
Thousands to be won and win or lose, a chance to win a £1,000 in our weekly prize draw.
Who’s in? Let’s play!
See you this weekend.
05/05/2026
TONIGHT!
Krazy Kaeti's Kwiz rolls into town.
The best night you can have whilst noodling your noddle.
Always busy...always fun!
Be in the game.
01708 226698
Address
33-37 Corbets Tey Road
Upminster
RM14 2AJ
To get to this pub located at Corbetts Tey Road in Upminster, there are a few options for transportation.
Public Transport: The closest train station is Upminster Bridge (District Line) which is approximately a 15-minute walk away from the pub. Alternatively, there are several bus stops nearby servicing various routes.
Driving/Parking: If you choose to drive, there is limited on-street parking on Corbetts Tey Road and surrounding residential roads. There is also a car park nearby that offers free parking for up to two hours.
Opening Hours
| Monday |
11:30am - 11pm |
| Tuesday |
11:30am - 11pm |
| Wednesday |
11:30am - 11pm |
| Thursday |
11:30am - 11pm |
| Friday |
11:30am - 12am |
| Saturday |
11am - 12am |
| Sunday |
12pm - 10:30pm |
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What people say
Crumpled Horn, located on Corbetts Tey Road in Upminster, is a must-visit pub for anyone looking for a great night out. This female-friendly establishment offers an extensive food menu and an impressive selection of real ales that are sure to satisfy any palate. The table service is exceptional, making it easy to relax and enjoy your time with friends. With specials available all day every day, there's always something new to try at Crumpled Horn. And if you're looking to party, the pub has got you covered with great music until midnight on weekends. Overall, Crumpled Horn is the perfect spot for a fun and memorable night out in Upminster.
