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Cyco Cafe Coulsdon is an independent coffee shop located in South London, serving great coffee and delicious food with a clean conscience. The cafe offers homemade sourdough pizza, sharing sides and nibbles as well as craft cocktails, wine and beer during evening hours on Fridays and Saturdays. They also provide a collection service for those who prefer to dine in the comfort of their homes. If you want to try authentic homemade sourdough pizza, book your table or place your order now!

Recent social media posts

12/08/2026

You’ll find all the open roles in the next slides. See something that suits you? Apply through the link in our bio 🪿

Know someone who’d be a great fit? Send this their way.

03/04/2026

CROYDON, YOU’RE UP 🥚💨

The search has officially expanded. 6 more Golden Eggs have been spotted across East Croydon and they aren’t staying put for long 🐥

Recognise these spots? If you find an egg, get it back to a Grumpy Goose cafe to bag your reward 🥐☕️

The hunt is ON.

HONK! 🪿

02/04/2026

WE’VE GOT A SITUATION.

6 Golden Goose Eggs are on the loose in Coulsdon 🥚🐥

Each one holds a missing chick. Find one, return it to a Grumpy Goose near you and you’ll be rewarded.

Spotted any of these locations? 👀

…a further 6 eggs have been spotted in East Croydon, more updates on that soon.

HONK!

03/03/2026

East Croydon, it’s happening! 🪿

Our doors officially open on Thursday 12th March from 7am - 6pm. We’ll be serving great coffee (as always) and our best grab & go bites throughout the day.

Pop in before work, swing by on your lunch break, or bring a friend and come and see your new local spot.

We can’t wait to welcome you!

📍 Grumpy Goose, 4 Dingwall Road, Croydon

13/02/2026

Share the love.
Share the cake.

…or not.

Our Valentine’s Day baked goodies are available all weekend 💓

Introducing our Red velvet sponge sharer, white chocolate shortbread, and Valentine’s blondie.

Swing by and treat yourself or a loved one 😏

05/02/2026

Croydon, meet your new grumpy neighbour 🪿

We’re excited to share that Grumpy Goose is opening in East Croydon.

This one means a lot to us. It’s taken years of graft, early mornings and late nights to get here, and we honestly couldn’t have done it without the support behind us.

A huge thank you to our brilliant customers in Coulsdon, our fantastic team, and our friends and family who’ve backed us every step of the way.

We can’t wait to bring our cinnamon buns, coffee and a few more treats to locals and commuters passing through East Croydon.

We’ll be sharing updates over the next few weeks, and will be opening very soon.

Stay tuned. HONK!

03/02/2026

🚨 GOOSE ON THE LOOSE 🚨

GG hopped on a train and headed off on a little adventure, wandering through new streets and scouting out somewhere new to nest 🪺

Big things are coming.

To be continued…

21/12/2025

Have a lovely Christmas everyone! ❤️🪿

20/12/2025

Don’t forget to pick up your GG Christmas cakes this year!
Homemade in Coulsdon 🪿🪿

03/12/2025

Hey friends! We’re looking for someone to join our family.
We need a kitchen assistant to help jack, and a junior barista, both mainly for the weekends.

Link in bio to the application page on our website… 🪿 👨‍🍳

Address

136 Brighton Road
Coulsdon
CR5 2ND

To reach Brighton Road in Coulsdon via public transport, take the train to Coulsdon Town Station or Coulsdon South Station and then catch a bus towards Brighton Road. Get off at the stop closest to the cafe.

If driving, take the A23 towards Croydon and turn onto Brighton Road. There is limited parking available along the street, but there are several nearby pay-and-display car parks.

Opening Hours

Tuesday	8am - 4pm
Wednesday	8am - 4pm
Thursday	8am - 4pm
Friday	8am - 4pm
	6pm - 11pm
Saturday	9am - 4pm
Sunday	9am - 4pm

Website

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What people say

Cyco Cafe Coulsdon is an independent coffee shop located on Brighton Road in Coulsdon, South London. This cafe is a must-visit for anyone looking for great coffee and awesome food with a clean conscience. The cafe has recently posted on social media about their hiring needs, which shows that they are always looking to improve their services. They have also announced their evening hours where they serve homemade sourdough pizza, sharing plates, cocktails, wine, and beer. Their Burrata & bresaola dish is a must-try! The cafe's commitment to quality and sustainability is evident in everything they do. They are currently hiring hardworking, friendly, and creative chefs to join their team. If you're interested or know someone who might be, send them your CV and availability to [email protected]. Book your table now at https://cycocafe.resos.com/booking or order for collection at https://goodeats.io/cyco. Cyco Cafe Coulsdon is definitely worth a visit!