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03/04/2026
CROYDON, YOU’RE UP 🥚💨
The search has officially expanded. 6 more Golden Eggs have been spotted across East Croydon and they aren’t staying put for long 🐥
Recognise these spots? If you find an egg, get it back to a Grumpy Goose cafe to bag your reward 🥐☕️
The hunt is ON.
HONK! 🪿
02/04/2026
WE’VE GOT A SITUATION.
6 Golden Goose Eggs are on the loose in Coulsdon 🥚🐥
Each one holds a missing chick. Find one, return it to a Grumpy Goose near you and you’ll be rewarded.
Spotted any of these locations? 👀
…a further 6 eggs have been spotted in East Croydon, more updates on that soon.
HONK!
03/03/2026
East Croydon, it’s happening! 🪿
Our doors officially open on Thursday 12th March from 7am - 6pm. We’ll be serving great coffee (as always) and our best grab & go bites throughout the day.
Pop in before work, swing by on your lunch break, or bring a friend and come and see your new local spot.
We can’t wait to welcome you!
📍 Grumpy Goose, 4 Dingwall Road, Croydon
13/02/2026
Share the love.
Share the cake.
…or not.
Our Valentine’s Day baked goodies are available all weekend 💓
Introducing our Red velvet sponge sharer, white chocolate shortbread, and Valentine’s blondie.
Swing by and treat yourself or a loved one 😏
05/02/2026
Croydon, meet your new grumpy neighbour 🪿
We’re excited to share that Grumpy Goose is opening in East Croydon.
This one means a lot to us. It’s taken years of graft, early mornings and late nights to get here, and we honestly couldn’t have done it without the support behind us.
A huge thank you to our brilliant customers in Coulsdon, our fantastic team, and our friends and family who’ve backed us every step of the way.
We can’t wait to bring our cinnamon buns, coffee and a few more treats to locals and commuters passing through East Croydon.
We’ll be sharing updates over the next few weeks, and will be opening very soon.
Stay tuned. HONK!
03/02/2026
🚨 GOOSE ON THE LOOSE 🚨
GG hopped on a train and headed off on a little adventure, wandering through new streets and scouting out somewhere new to nest 🪺
Big things are coming.
To be continued…
21/12/2025
Have a lovely Christmas everyone! ❤️🪿
20/12/2025
Don’t forget to pick up your GG Christmas cakes this year!
Homemade in Coulsdon 🪿🪿
03/12/2025
Hey friends! We’re looking for someone to join our family.
We need a kitchen assistant to help jack, and a junior barista, both mainly for the weekends.
Link in bio to the application page on our website… 🪿 👨🍳
30/11/2025
If you like your friends and family, then buy them a gift card!
Digital card available in store or online.
Link in bio to buy.. 🪿🪿🪿
03/10/2025
Pumpkin pies landing on the counter from today… 😊
30/08/2025
Home made cinnamon buns!
Perfect for the rain… 🙃
12/06/2025
Hot outta the oven! 🥐
You can’t go wrong with a classic buttery croissant!!
Delicious alone or filled with jam, nutella or cheesy goodness.
HONK!
27/05/2025
Junes Supper Club | Irresistible Italian 🇮🇹❤️
This month we’re plating up three im-peck-able courses inspired by the breezy charm of coastal Italy. Real sunshine food – rich, comforting, and full of that laid-back Italian joy.
Book a spot from our link in bio!
Address
136 Brighton Road
Coulsdon
CR5 2ND
To reach Brighton Road in Coulsdon via public transport, take the train to Coulsdon Town Station or Coulsdon South Station and then catch a bus towards Brighton Road. Get off at the stop closest to the cafe.
If driving, take the A23 towards Croydon and turn onto Brighton Road. There is limited parking available along the street, but there are several nearby pay-and-display car parks.
Opening Hours
| Tuesday |
8am - 4pm |
| Wednesday |
8am - 4pm |
| Thursday |
8am - 4pm |
| Friday |
8am - 4pm |
|
6pm - 11pm |
| Saturday |
9am - 4pm |
| Sunday |
9am - 4pm |
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What people say
Cyco Cafe Coulsdon is an independent coffee shop located on Brighton Road in Coulsdon, South London. This cafe is a must-visit for anyone looking for great coffee and awesome food with a clean conscience. The cafe has recently posted on social media about their hiring needs, which shows that they are always looking to improve their services. They have also announced their evening hours where they serve homemade sourdough pizza, sharing plates, cocktails, wine, and beer. Their Burrata & bresaola dish is a must-try! The cafe's commitment to quality and sustainability is evident in everything they do. They are currently hiring hardworking, friendly, and creative chefs to join their team. If you're interested or know someone who might be, send them your CV and availability to [email protected]. Book your table now at https://cycocafe.resos.com/booking or order for collection at https://goodeats.io/cyco. Cyco Cafe Coulsdon is definitely worth a visit!
