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21/05/2026
Meaty pork loin ribs lovingly slow-cooked in Chinese masterstock, with notes of star anise, ginger, cinnamon, and the wallop of umami thanks to soy and kombu.
Drenched in honey-soy-ginger sauce - hands only, no cutlery allowed 🤖
21/05/2026
Why wouldn’t ya 😘
Delicious pic by .pablito 🤘
Freak Scene Balham serves it up:
Tuesday - Thursday from 17:30
Friday & Saturday from 12pm non-stop
05/05/2026
📠 - book via link in bio
💴 - £40pp
🍲- 6 share courses plus free dessert
🍹- Happy Hour Drinks All Night
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30/04/2026
Swing by for dinner and / or drinks at Freak Scene Balham and score a Founding Guest card for our spanking new pop-up - coming super soon! I’ll bless you with priority, early-bird bookings and comp cocktails in arrival.
Hand modelling by our karaoke kingsmen Cam & Dan - if you swing by Pinky for a late night drink, you’ll likely find them in the basement putting on a karaoke show that’ll blow ya wig off!
Claim your car asap -we are tight to print more if they run out 😘
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28/04/2026
TIGHT ASS TUESDAY 🍑🔥
Hot food. Cold drinks.
Tight wallets.
Every Tuesday at Freak Scene Balham, it’s 6 dishes for £40 per person — because suffering through another boring Tuesday is simply not necessary.
Bring your date.
Bring your mate.
Bring that person who always says “I’m not hungry” and then steals your food.
Big plates. Big flavours.
Small bill. Huge behaviour.
6 dishes. £40.
No excuses.
See you tonight.
📍Freak Scene Balham
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17/04/2026
A few weeks back we announced that we’d be closing this location and that something new was planned - well that’s still happening (probably 🤖) but for now WE ARE STILL HERE 🥳
In the meantime we are testing out a load of new cocktails dishes and next week, we have some news about a fun little pop-up we are launching, just two doors down from Freak Scene Balham 🥩🔥🍸
Freak Scene Balham idiot for business as usual
Tuesday - Thursday: Dinner from 17:30
Friday & Saturday: All day dining from 12pm until late
04/04/2026
Sushi lunch - all day from 12pm today
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01/04/2026
Last call…
Final week of 50% off your food bill.
📠 Bookings via Open Table link in bio
📍 Freak Scene
🗓️ until Saturday 4th April
⏰ Dinner from 17:30 & all day from 12pm on Friday & Saturday
14/03/2026
Sun, Sushi & Sake - The Freak Scene terrace was made for days like this 😍
Open for lunch from 12pm until late!
10/03/2026
Don’t forget that it’s Tight-Ass Tuesday
💴 50% off food menu
🍻 Complimentary pint or glass of Prosecco to welcome you 🗓️ Today, it’s Tuesday - it’s
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📠 Bookings Are Highly Recommended - head to the link in our bio
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03/03/2026
Thanks to everyone who came and supported us here since we moved to Balham. We are now preparing for the next leg of our journey and as we do, we are offering you, for the final time, 50% off food between 5th & 28th March
If you book in advance via the link in our bio, we’ll throw in a welcome drink (pint of beer or glass of prosecco)
Stay tuned for the next chapter 😘
26/02/2026
Almost terrace vibes…
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13/02/2026
Valentines lunch action
Today and tomorrow - all day from 12pm 😘
11/02/2026
How about a foxy long lunch this valentines?
Or for the wild ones, dinner followed by free-style swinging karaoke next door .kuroyoko 🫣😘
08/02/2026
It’s your final chance to indulge in the feast!
And, without a doubt, this is your very last chance, ever, to enjoy 11 share dishes for £32.50 per person.
Only until Friday 13th February, and then gone, daddy, gone…
📠 bookings via link in bio
06/02/2026
Thanks for the rad post 🤘🤘🤘
29/01/2026
The Golden Monkey 🙈
Shot at place of birth Freak Scene on Frith Street in Soho circa 2019… still going strong at Balham 🤘
27/01/2026
If you haven’t already heard, the has pulled together a huge list of killer restaurants to celebrate Restaurant Month here in the U.K. - each of us is offering a special menu for special price until the 13th Feb
Join us at for our most popular feasting menu - 11 sharing plates for £32.50
📠 bookings via link in bio
🗓️ Tuesday - Saturday- until 13th Feb
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💴 £32.50 per person
🥟 11 share dishes
20/01/2026
The first site on Cowcross St. in Farringdon - circa July 2017.
First photo by my punk rock brotha and if you zoom in you’ll see Bob - my old man and our very first backer! We’ve named a cocktail in your honour, dad 👊❤️
14/01/2026
Catch it while you can - the smooth operators over have pulled together the best of the best for London Restaurant Month. That means you can enjoy killer deals at some of London’s finest restaurants until 13th Feb!
We are strike to be joining the party with our 11 share dish feasting menu for £32.50 pp - woof 🥳
Bookings via link in bio. Just add note GFG Menu, punks!
Catch you later, when your legs are straighter 🦑
Address
1 Ramsden Road
London
SW12 8QX
Opening Hours
| Tuesday |
5:30pm - 10:30pm |
| Wednesday |
5:30pm - 10:30pm |
| Thursday |
5:30pm - 10:30pm |
| Friday |
5:30pm - 10:30pm |
| Saturday |
12pm - 10:30pm |
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