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21/05/2026
Meaty pork loin ribs lovingly slow-cooked in Chinese masterstock, with notes of star anise, ginger, cinnamon, and the wallop of umami thanks to soy and kombu.
Drenched in honey-soy-ginger sauce - hands only, no cutlery allowed 🤖
21/05/2026
Why wouldn’t ya 😘
Delicious pic by .pablito 🤘
Freak Scene Balham serves it up:
Tuesday - Thursday from 17:30
Friday & Saturday from 12pm non-stop
05/05/2026
📠 - book via link in bio
💴 - £40pp
🍲- 6 share courses plus free dessert
🍹- Happy Hour Drinks All Night
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30/04/2026
Swing by for dinner and / or drinks at Freak Scene Balham and score a Founding Guest card for our spanking new pop-up - coming super soon! I’ll bless you with priority, early-bird bookings and comp cocktails in arrival.
Hand modelling by our karaoke kingsmen Cam & Dan - if you swing by Pinky for a late night drink, you’ll likely find them in the basement putting on a karaoke show that’ll blow ya wig off!
Claim your car asap -we are tight to print more if they run out 😘
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28/04/2026
TIGHT ASS TUESDAY 🍑🔥
Hot food. Cold drinks.
Tight wallets.
Every Tuesday at Freak Scene Balham, it’s 6 dishes for £40 per person — because suffering through another boring Tuesday is simply not necessary.
Bring your date.
Bring your mate.
Bring that person who always says “I’m not hungry” and then steals your food.
Big plates. Big flavours.
Small bill. Huge behaviour.
6 dishes. £40.
No excuses.
See you tonight.
📍Freak Scene Balham
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17/04/2026
A few weeks back we announced that we’d be closing this location and that something new was planned - well that’s still happening (probably 🤖) but for now WE ARE STILL HERE 🥳
In the meantime we are testing out a load of new cocktails dishes and next week, we have some news about a fun little pop-up we are launching, just two doors down from Freak Scene Balham 🥩🔥🍸
Freak Scene Balham idiot for business as usual
Tuesday - Thursday: Dinner from 17:30
Friday & Saturday: All day dining from 12pm until late
04/04/2026
Sushi lunch - all day from 12pm today
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01/04/2026
Last call…
Final week of 50% off your food bill.
📠 Bookings via Open Table link in bio
📍 Freak Scene
🗓️ until Saturday 4th April
⏰ Dinner from 17:30 & all day from 12pm on Friday & Saturday
14/03/2026
Sun, Sushi & Sake - The Freak Scene terrace was made for days like this 😍
Open for lunch from 12pm until late!
10/03/2026
Don’t forget that it’s Tight-Ass Tuesday
💴 50% off food menu
🍻 Complimentary pint or glass of Prosecco to welcome you 🗓️ Today, it’s Tuesday - it’s
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📠 Bookings Are Highly Recommended - head to the link in our bio
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Address
1 Ramsden Road
London
SW12 8QX
Opening Hours
| Tuesday |
5:30pm - 10:30pm |
| Wednesday |
5:30pm - 10:30pm |
| Thursday |
5:30pm - 10:30pm |
| Friday |
5:30pm - 10:30pm |
| Saturday |
12pm - 10:30pm |
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